Tik Tok Tits Up?

 

Every so often we’re all thrown hard forward in our seats on The Short Bus Of Life. Then all the happy li’l retards come tumbling out to play in traffic, poop their pants, squabble amongst themselves and talk about The Current Thing that stopped the bus. I guess Tik Tok is going away because they didn’t grease the right palms or blow the right perverts in gubbimint? Supposedly the real reason is that the Chinks are using it to scrape our data, feed propaganda to the kids, and pose a clear and present danger to the United States Of America in ways only our noble class is smart enough to understand.

C’mon man! That geriatric carpetbagger in the Oval Office have been selling America out to the Chinks and others for decades. All his cronies are too! But… whatever. This is the Next Current Thing I guess. I have no idea what Tik Tok is other than a place for seriously mentally ill people to melt down in public and beclown themselves. And while it’s always nice to watch angry stupids flip out…you can get that on any of the other platforms. We may never know the real reason it got chit canned.

I signed up for instagram because Flapz is on it and is constantly mining it for retarded rude jokes. And lord… I almost busted a gut laughing at some of them. But I’ve never poosted anything or done anything with it. I was seriously finally thinking of getting an X account - but then Elon started running his mouth about how he’s going to keep exercising his right to replace American workers with H1B street shitting pajeets… and… welp…f*** you too, Elon. I noticed the last Spacex rocket failed and exploded 140 km up. Maybe Elon should build his fricken rockets in India. Not ever going to bother with Bookface or any of ‘em other than Blab, really.

Meh. So this is The Current Thing…? I’ve seen better.