100 years ago I was astonished by Flapz. He’d hired a pretty young gal with the nicest rack you could imagine. So I was in the office, on the horn with a customer and going hand to hand with the file cabinet… when I hear Flapz go, “Those tits gotta be fake…”. The young lady denies it so he asks if he can feel them. “Sure,” she says… and next thing ya know the two of them are perving out right in the office! I told my customer I’d have to catch up with him later because I just HAD to get out of the office at that point. Office romances carry all kinds of bad karma.
Years ago a buddy of mine Fynn had a thing for the wifes friend Jessica. We were all socializing at a camp out and Jessica was showing significant cleavage.
ReplyDeleteI turned to Fynn and said 'Jess loves showing off her tits, but given how much they cost shes just getting her moneys worth".
She got upset i said they were fake and after much back and forth I told her only way to know for sure they were real was by touch as fake had a different feel and they filled your mouth differently. She demanded i try hers out and admit they were real. I pointed out i was married and she offered to convince the wife (technically fiance as this was just pre wedding). I convinced her to accept a stand in and suggested Fynn who had been sitting quietly the whole time.
They went to his tent and an hour later when she came back she stormed up to me and said "I'm pretty sure you played me, i just want to know if Fynn was in on this or not" i told her wasn't and they ended up dating for a while.
Exile1981
I hate fake tits. These are very much so
ReplyDeleteMe too. Mainly because of the disgusting personality to match the titties. Strictly target practice only. It’s like if I got a fake wallet, FOR MYSELF, to boost my SELF-CONFIDENCE. How the women would whine . . .
DeleteImagine what they’ll look like at 55. P-U-K-E !!!!
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