Friday Night Stubfart Boogie: A Celebration aof Stronk Women
Feast your eyes boys!
For those of you what never seen one before…
It’s called a “gunt”…
😂
I suppose I shouldn’t be such a dink. Fat like that is almost certainly part of some kind of endocrine or metabolic problem. And I guess my own displacement is in the metric tonnes too… it hell’s bells… i wouldnt be bragging about it…
No, that is too many Popeyes, chitlins and barbeque potato chips and beer. Not enough exercise, STOP using Uber or Lyfte, walk ya sow. I thought at first it was a fat, naked guy squatting(looks like ass) over the black fatty...
a long time ago, I worked on a "open MRI" machine. large patients where a everyday thing. had a doorway that was 40 inches across and the had the staff bring back the "people" who where big enough to where you could not see the chair they where sitting in. if they made it thru the doorway, they would "fit" sort of. but the best part was getting them up and off the table. talked about beached whales ! it would take them on average 5-10 minutes to get off the table. weight limit was 500 pounds BTW. and there is no way in hell, she would ever fit inside the large body coil ! you would have to use a lumbar coil to do one of her knees for God's sake ! and the old saying about a small person inside of a fat one? true. I have measured over 20 CM of fat on one patient it like body armor, you would need FMJs to get anywhere close to a vital spot ! one time working the trauma bay, had huge black guy come it, shot with a shotgun at close range. kind of messy. but on the X-ray it showed that the shot never went past 1-1.5 inches deep in the fat. birdshot anyway. the way he acted, you would have thought he was going to die right there and then ? so, yeah. I thank God every day that I am retired from all of that.
No, that is too many Popeyes, chitlins and barbeque potato chips and beer. Not enough exercise, STOP using Uber or Lyfte, walk ya sow.
ReplyDeleteI thought at first it was a fat, naked guy squatting(looks like ass) over the black fatty...
a long time ago, I worked on a "open MRI" machine. large patients
ReplyDeletewhere a everyday thing. had a doorway that was 40 inches across
and the had the staff bring back the "people" who where big enough to where you could not see the chair they where sitting in.
if they made it thru the doorway, they would "fit" sort of.
but the best part was getting them up and off the table.
talked about beached whales ! it would take them on average
5-10 minutes to get off the table. weight limit was 500 pounds
BTW. and there is no way in hell, she would ever fit inside the large body coil ! you would have to use a lumbar coil to do one of her knees for God's sake !
and the old saying about a small person inside of a fat one?
true. I have measured over 20 CM of fat on one patient
it like body armor, you would need FMJs to get anywhere close to a vital spot !
one time working the trauma bay, had huge black guy come it, shot with a shotgun at close range. kind of messy. but on the X-ray it showed that the shot never went past 1-1.5 inches deep in the fat. birdshot anyway. the way he acted, you would have thought he was going to die right there and then ?
so, yeah. I thank God every day that I am retired from all of that.