I just want to re-iterate that I am not a pervert. However - the following material is pervert-adjacent and adult oriented. The usual caveats and weasel words apply: pigs, stubfarts, and retards only beyond this point. Those with pure hearts, moral standards and sterling characters should go no further.
Utter depravity and perversion lies beneath the cut. Proceed at your own risk.
Ughhhh.
If this is a fashion statement, it’s one only a
barbarian can appreciate.
Years ago some wank - probably Chutes or Cederq - went to a big art show at a swanky gallery… and duct taped a banana to the wall. All the tall foreheads, the Cloud People and the social influencers thought it was an exhibit instead of an act of vandalism and they extolled the vision and exquisite elegance and simplicity of a deep and profound philosophical statement.
This display strikes me as being much the same…
Yuuuck, I could break an tooth sucking on them..no thanks lady. Them titties were perfect as God intended and then you went and did this!!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
women always know best
Deletegoes back to Eden
I believe these are jumper cable attachments?
ReplyDeleteMaybe as a distraction from the fidley bits that look like 1/2lb (.227 kg to those whove never been to the moon) of rare roast beef.
ReplyDeleteIt's decorator only, they are equipped with quick disconnects.
ReplyDeleteI'll go in first to safety the situation, wish me...something.
Tree Mike, no those are studs piercing her nipples. I had a couple of women come into ER with a similar accoutrement fashioned to their nipples. If I wanted to suck metal, I would stick my head into my nuts and bolts partitioned bins...
DeleteStick your head into your WHAT?
DeleteYeah,, finally get them set free, ready to Go In,, and WHAAAT??!!
ReplyDeleteBooby trapped Boobs? Well dammitall!
Those with pure hearts, purely hardhearted, that is - moral standards, which is to say, low moral standards, and sterling characters electro-plated silver is still sterling; just don't scratch it - should go no further. Too late! Here I am, and here I'll stay.
ReplyDeleteI only, repeat ONLY clicked on the link to see who the real perverts were on this site and of course, who do I see but all the usual suspects, with, of course, Cederq, throwing in his "expert" opinion. I should have known.
ReplyDeleteI hope she's never sitting in front of an airbag that goes off.
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