Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Note To The Retards, The Shitlibs, And The Bearded Harridans & Spinsters



This is NOT a serious poast!

You’re welcome!

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These idiots take themselves so seriously that none of ‘em can see it when they’re being mocked. Y’know  I used to have so much fun with f-tards… 100 years ago Dubya went and did a photo op for Thanksgiving on one of the big aircraft carriers - and they brought him in on a fighter jet. He got off the plane wearing a flight jacket festooned with unit and squadron patches and waved to all the cameras.

So I went on to some shitlib message board and poasted a pic of it and did some fake hero-worship. “Lookit this guy! Was a fighter pilot back in his youth - and still has the nerves and sack to land a Tomcat on a carrier!!!! Whadda guy!!!” Well… the fairies went nuts! It was hilarious as they all foamed at the mouth screaming that he didn’t ackshually fly the plane, that he was literally the son of Adolf Hitler, and I was a stupid racist-hatey-homophobe-mysoganist and I should shut my hole and never be allowed to speak again!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!



So apparently Don made a rude joke to Prime Minister Faggot Face about annexing Canada and making it the 51st state if we can’t control our borders - and the weiner gang up here filled their pantaloons with rage. But… the rest of the conversation was lost amidst the bile and hate. Turdo apparently responded to the quip, “Well - that’s going to be one very liberal state…”

To which my buddy Don said, “Ugghhh! You’re right! So… We’ll bust it up and make it two states…” 

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! 😂👍

Of course all the empty chattering skulls up here are taking it all half seriously too. If I were to take it seriously and not as a joke… I dunno which way I’d go? Sure, Justin Turdo is a shit stain on Canada and a retard… but hell’s bells… you Yanks have Biden, Obutthole, Cankles, Cackles, and a veritable raft of your own shitheads to deal with.

Hopefully this notion stays within the realm of sport and merriment… but ya never know. Clown world is in its final death throes so who knows…?

5 comments:

  1. Mr. Glen Filthie- I, for myself, have to say "fuck a bunch of 51st state. You are way more than welcome to move to West Texas. We don't have "Reclusiums" on the norm, but we do have tornado cellars. Pretty much same shit. Grab your ugly hat, your wifey and the niglet and come south. Leave your rubber shoes for the archeology fags to find.

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  2. Come on over, your taxes will be lower, your gun selection will go WAY up and their prices will go down, cheaper gas. States rights trump federal powers, We (Lincoln) fucked up in 1860, but the Constitution DOES give the states a legal way to secede from the union. You could be an armed snow bird without need for a passport. You could shoot on my range, FOR FREE! Within 30 miles of me, we have AWESOME BBQ AND Mexican food...there's probably other kinds too.
    Oh, and lots more sun at for NO EXTRA charge...just the standard fee.
    So, hurry up!

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    1. If I were a young man today… I’d be outta here so fast it’d make your eyes spin. Economically the kids are taking it in the shorts. But they’re voating for fags like Trudeau so they kinda deserve it…

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  3. We'll take Manitoba, Saskatchewan (sp?) and Alberta but we don't want the rest....

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    1. Roger this!
      I would be happy with most of B.C.. just like most of California, Oregon and Washington, after excising the rancid parts.

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