Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Heifers

 


How’s that even possible?
Most women with a BMI like that exert
their own gravitational pull.

Yet she has the classical hour glass figure? 
Plastic surgery? 
But shouldn’t that leave scars?

13 comments:

  1. Been living with one for 48 years, no complaints, Guys have been hitting on her for 58 years, non stop. About 30 years ago she was that size, now she's probably 20% smaller. She can shoot, field strip 1911, Browning HP, Glock, AR, Garand, M-1 carbine. Repair all manner of things, AWESOME COOK! etc. etc. etc...I'm a lucky fuggen geezer!

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    1. I've got one like that as well, except brunette. Coming up on 24 years of marriage. No tats either.

      Exile1981

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  2. Now I will be sick all week. Thanks

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  3. Talking about this photo - not Mikes lady. This one has fake lips, fat face, tyrannosaurus arms, G-cups (soon to be size G-Long when she takes the bra off), fat arse & tree trunk waddler legs. That’s either a dating app filter or she more plastic than Barbie.

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  4. On dating apps she’s “got a few extra pounds”.

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  5. First kid, she will blow up to at least 450 pounds, 204.117 kilograms to you canucks...

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  6. I guarantee that ponk is tight tight!

    Chutes Magoo

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  7. I've known a few women who looked similar to that in real life without having any plastic surgery. Most of them did not age well having gained a lot of weight as they got older, with most of the weight gain settling on and around the hips and thighs.

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  8. Judicious use of a corset to keep the waist that small.

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  9. I have a S E R I O U S weakness for red-heads but looking at that bint makes me want to freaking hurl.

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  10. Amazing how insecure the skinny crowd is about women. If she was going to get fat, she would be - look at a lot of the 4B crowd.

    And you think the skinny minnies don't get fat? It's all about the metabolism.

    I married a blonde like that. 30 years later, she still looks good.

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  11. Now that's a Whole Lotta Rosie!

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  12. Glen, that's more like a YEARGLASS figure!!!

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