Alpha Female

 

Back in the old Man-O-Sphere days there was a hierarchy of male character types designated by Greek letters with the leaders, shakers and movers at the top, called Alpha Males. Supposedly they porked 80% of the women, controlled 80% of the wealth and were the pinnacle of manliness. Then came all the rest with bums like me at the bottom of the pyramid - called zeta males. All in all it was a plausible model for western male behaviour but I eventually saw the obvious holes in it and rejected it as I aged out into the Stubfart-O-Sphere. The socio-sexual marketplace looks a lot different through the eyes of an old man. I dunno if age makes for more clarity or less?

So… if there is a hierarchy of male character… what does the female variant of it look like? I’m asking because I don’t know…? I look at the Girl Bosses of our age and just see laughable parodies of leadership.  I’ve sat back and laughed as I saw psychotic self proclaimed alpha males get destroyed by low, often brainless women who often looked a lot like this. 

I heard some pundits saying the other day that the major product being made in North America today is angry, bitter women and they were mystified as to the cause. 

Maybe it’s because they’re scorned women? And maybe they bring a lot of it on themselves…but I think us fellas have at least a minor role in driving that, maybe?