Thursday, November 14, 2024

The Filthie Marksman


You’ve got the perfect rifle and a wonderful sling.
You’re young with bright eyes and steady nerves.
More’s the pity…
😞



 

She’s probly been watching those stubfarts n’ wanks at Camp Perry snuggling up to their pet AR15s! I suppose it’s like the Glock Thing - where I should just shut my pie hole, walk quietly past the hornet nests… but there’s something in me that has always leaves me running around flapping, screaming and cursing as I get swarmed, bitten and stung by angry psychos! HAR HAR HAR! 

But … have ya seen them doing it? Some of the guys do it and beak off about “cheek/stock weld” and shoot like snipers.

But hell’s bells - the AR15 standard stock is as good as it gets! What is it? The A2 stock? Whatever… I ain’t gonna do that, and regardless of your scores ya look stupid doing it! If you’re getting good scores shooting like a retard, maybe you should see what you’d be getting if ya did it right…?

At least the lass has flawless taste in rifles.





3 comments:

  1. Ouch! Saw a lady once at the range with a nice circular cut around her eye from the scope. “Scope bite” I think what her husband call it…

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  2. My dad used to say, someone is about to be inducted into the order of the red crescent.

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  3. What rifle is that? A gentleman at our range once carved a nice circle in his face with a 7mm Rem Mag and scope. He may now understand the concept of eye relief and firm hold, but then, perhaps he should have twigged to stuff like that before touching that cannon off. The enormous belted cartridge should have been a significant hint.

    Btw, I already loved archery. I volunteer to help the lass with the follow through, it promises to be earthshaking.

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