Big Brother is watching me very closely. I think my iPad and cell have been bugged? I’m getting a barrage of suspicious ads thrown at me that seem custom tailored to crush my cast iron will power and make me buy things I ordinarily wouldn’t. The nature of the ads indicates they have inside and confidential information on me that I’d never share with anyone… like my horrible sexual fetish for austrolapithicene Ukranian babas. OyTube is selling these as we speak - Ukranian soulmates? They must a kilt all the guys over there by now, I suppose… but those lips and eyebrows… gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh….. Errr… why, excuse me. I may have to get my Vaseline and Visa card….
Or the ad that came up at Tiny’s. His site is chock full of annoying pop ups, and when I was over there this vid came on with this stacked young hottie saying, “My poor father always smells like pee because of his prostate…” mine is the size of a watermelon but I’ve kept it secret by telling everyone that I just pished myself because of my ongoing potty training failures. How could they have seen through my clever ruse?
On Blab I don’t get ads about fresh smelling soaps, or home made arts n crafts… I get ones about ED cures…😭😭😭
Ughhh. I suppose the good news is that Brave is filtering out ads on OyTube again. For some reason they stopped for awhile. I may have to start using it for everything again because the ads are getting even more irritating than ever before…
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I'm not sure that she was always a women, look at that chin.
ReplyDeleteNeighbour of mine got himself a yuke mail order bride a number years ago. Shortly after the wedding he fell ill and took years to die. After his death a bunch of us talked and we to a man assumed his slow lingering illness was poison. So if you get a yuke bride get a food taster as well
Exile1981
Poison...or chronically shitty cooking. Either way a food taster's not a bad investment.
DeleteSounds to me like you didn’t activate your VPN on a recent visit to Squirt Tube. Although, Cederq did mention that he had something like that planned as a trick for you back around Halloween. I thought that I’d discouraged him from doing that and told him things like that can quickly spiral out of control.
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That looks like a composite thrown together from a bunch of spare parts in the Mr Potato tote.
ReplyDeleteThat chin is almost Hapsburg-level! I wonder if it's Hapsburg level 'tarded?
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