Poor Peanut

 

Y’know…..? They oughtta kill people suspected of having rabies too. I got some excellent places for them to start! 😂👍

But I digress. Some guy makes a pet out of a squirrel, goes on social media, hams it up for the camera and likes n’ thumbs ups… aaaaand the nanny state springs to life, swoops in and kills the squirrel because it bit someone trying to confiscate it.

There is so much wrong with this if you stop and think about it…which you probably shouldn’t. Buuuuttt…

1. Squirrels are varmints, game animals and pests. My ol’ buddy, Ed Gun L. - welp… he knows how to deal with squirrels in fun and exciting ways! 
2. Gawd almighty, folks. When it comes to social media, if you have to use it…use it anonymously. If you go on there looking for your 15 seconds of fame you are liable to get it. With the Eye Of Sauron on you, it’s a crapshoot on which of his minions he sends against you. Gubbimint apparatchiks, activist-losers, sensitivity mobs, etc. The gubbimint doesn’t have to monitor you or invade your privacy, ya friggin nugget - not when you report on yourself and wave them down with red flags. I like Ed The Airgunner but… man alive… he has some serious haters. Twatter and BookFace should be about safe stuff only… family vacations, safe hobbies, kids’ birthday parties AND THAT’S IT. 
3. We really have to do something about our gubbimints. It’s not just Noo Yawk… this kind a chit is everywhere. Think about it… entire bureaucracies dedicated to regulating people that domesticate critters…?
4. Big city people are incredibly stupid people with staggeringly stupid problems.

And I’m not much better, wasting what little brain power I have cogitating on it. If you’re going to play retarded games with retarded people, yer gonna win retarded prizes. When me and my fellow tards and stubfarts overthrow the govt and take over… everyone involved with crap like this will be sent to the camps.

Have a great Sunday everyone! And thanks again for dropping in!

Filthie