Friday, November 8, 2024

Just As Moist, Fetid Steam Rises From The Cloacoa Maximus…

 … so too do the blessings from my patron Roman goddess - Cloacina! If you simply leave a few coins, and perhaps a humble prayer, her gifts will bubble up in your life like a flatus in a Roman bath! Why - your generous donation is rewarded before you even make it! It’s Friday, my weary brothers! 

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TEMPLE DONATION RATES:

Curses and death upon your enemies: 2 denarii

Relief from aches, pains and constipatiom: 1 sestertia

Improved sexual performance at the next orgy: 1 aureus 

Your blessings  and good news await beyond the break!



























2 comments:

  1. James has been caught miss managing money. Would be easy to disbar her for embezzlement, but thats why the deep state loves her, she's someone they can bribe or control.

    Exile1981

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    1. She's a good, dumb, minion, with an outsized, self righteous ego-testicle, attitude.

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