Friday, November 1, 2024

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Behold this litter of cat bastads. Although I’m primarily a dawg person… I love all animals - even cats! So for this lot… top left, the little grey tabby. He’s gonna be the smartest of the batch. The black n’ whites will be amicable but retarded - perfect for batshit crazy cat ladies. The rest would be great shop cats to keep the mice at bay, listen to customer complaints, and general supervision duties.

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  1. Any litter like that means three different cat dads.
    The momma cat is obviously a slut.

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    1. Must be… I think they’re different ages too…

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    1. Yup. Orange ones are a close second…

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  3. Ok filthie, I’m a dog guy as well but I realize the necessity of cats to keep the balance of nature in order, especially here around the barn, shop, and (ahem) the house. Now please tell me how in the heck you got seven littermates in a basket long enough to take a pic of them? Of the bunch, the bottom one in the pic is going to be hell on wheels....

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    1. Hrmmppffff.Yup… some form of demonology is going on there…. Or possibly tranquilizers to keep the demented little chits calm and in one basket?

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  4. Mr. Filthie- you have a fine basket of trotline bait, right there! Hook 'em thru the upper lip and hold on!

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