Got My Next Trophy Wife Picked Out

 I gotta say I was sorely tempted by that sammich making bubble gumming tottie on OyTube but she made a sammich with fuggin fruit in it and that was a deal breaker. Now she’s making sammies with green avocados in them… and even severe beatings can’t fix lunacy like that. I’m sure she’ll be heart broken about my decision but them’s the breaks! 

I’ve decided on another candidate.

JL will have another thing coming when he tries bust me for urinating in public parks next time! My gal will beat him like a rented mule and put him in a garbage can. She could probly beat up Tiny, Chutes and Pete all in one go! There’ll be some new found respect for my authority around here - mark my words!

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But… boy oh boy - that girl is gonna hit the wall hard when her day comes, eh? But that’s okay… by then I’ll be crapping in my pants and falling up the stairs and living only to eat ice cream and mush like Joe Biden and Cederq.

As with all life’s investments… timing is everything. 😊👍