Saturday, September 7, 2024

Texas Corn Back Python?


Pa Filthie’s cat was a miserable SOB that hated everyone but him. The two were never affectionate, Pop might slip him a few scraps at meals, and the cat followed him around everywhere. But once in awhile he’d take a dump in the drivers seat of Pop’s prize tractor. He’d spot it…scowl…and pick it up with his bare hands and throw it away. 

I’ve never seen a cat turd like that before though. What did he eat…?
 

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2024 at 10:42 AM

    Coffee beans

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  2. JudySeptember 7, 2024 at 10:43 AM

    The 'cat' ate coffee cherries. Supposedly coffee beans ran through an Asian palm civet improves the flavor. Personally I'm not drinking 'cat' poop.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2024 at 12:03 PM

    coffee beans

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2024 at 12:25 PM

    I believe that is a civet. And the lighter "lumps" in that scat are coffee beans. People make a very expensive coffee from that "processed" bean. Nope for me.

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  5. TerrapodSeptember 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM

    Yup, Civet or Coati - similar critters, they swallow bean fruit, digest the meat off same and poop out the "stripped" seeds. Then some guy in Africa or Brazil figures he can sell the "washed" coffee beans to Californians for $500 per sack premium over normal coffee and the U.S. "roaster" sells them to the gullible as super premium Civet pooped coffee at $100/OZ

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  6. ToxicavengerSeptember 8, 2024 at 3:37 AM

    I wanna know who was the first guy who needed coffee so bad that he pulled the beans out of cat $#!t...

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  7. FilthieSeptember 8, 2024 at 8:03 AM

    Yeah that would ruin coffee for me too…

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