At my age, I'm thinking the rug burns on my knees would be murder. Would it kill her to actually get in a comfy bed? Jeeze, going at it on a thin carpet over a tile floor? It'd take me ten minutes just to stand back up afterwards. And those tats? Come on honey, if you really looked good you wouldn't need ink. I'll just stick with my wife, thank you very much.
She's not that attractive,
ReplyDeleteIt would be nice if the cloth wasn't there.
ReplyDeleteShe musta' fell off her stripper pole.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she's farting sunshine....
ReplyDeleteAt my age, I'm thinking the rug burns on my knees would be murder. Would it kill her to actually get in a comfy bed? Jeeze, going at it on a thin carpet over a tile floor? It'd take me ten minutes just to stand back up afterwards. And those tats? Come on honey, if you really looked good you wouldn't need ink. I'll just stick with my wife, thank you very much.
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