Tuesday, September 3, 2024

No There’s Not



Hate to break it to ya, Grandma… but no, you are never going to compete for 
looks with a 20 year old.





11 comments:

  1. She works just fine for me, but I'm 82

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  2. Never mind the long load of baggage that she's carrying around, plus the fact that most single women of that age simply reek of desperation. One of my wife's friends is single and so desperate for any man to marry her up so she doesn't die alone that she'll shack up with anyone at a moment's notice.

    Yeah, I'll just stick with the same one I've had for the past 30 years. Ne sense trading her in at this point.

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  3. Well, you can have your immature, superficial and shallow china dolls. I’ll stick with mature, worldly and emotionally developed women. I’ll always choose someone who shares my music, my values, my culture.

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  4. Let's not forget good 'ol menopause, where her bitchiness is guaranteed to go into overdrive and her libido crashes through the floor faster than Haley's Comet.

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    1. Yup. My wife is doing that right now. But won't take any treatment because its from "big pharma". I very much see her point, but the aspirin, ibuprofen, melatonin and imigran she takes like lollies every day are from Big Pharma too.

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  5. Well I'm not 20 anymore either, she will do just fine.

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  6. All reasonably healthy girls are attractive...until they open up their mouths.

    I am VERY happy with the one I have, thank-you.

    Comments about the surplus of bitter, angry, divorced 35-65-y-o women are probably true. But, a man only needs one woman and finding one who isn't bitter and angry isn't that hard if you look in the right places.

    You rarely find Brook Trout and Arctic Char in a Koi pond so that isn't where you should go fishing for them.

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    1. > You rarely find Brook Trout and Arctic Char in a Koi pond so that isn't where you should go fishing for them <

      Congrats - you won the Internet today ! Love this !!!!

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  7. What are the right places Joe?

    I’m on board with JL. The single women I’ve seen hitting the wall or going through menopause are flat out nuts.

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    1. Dealing with a menopausal wife going through this at the moment. Everything in the entire planet sucks according to her. Watching our joint accounts like a squadron of hawks. If she decides I'm the problem and asks for a divorce, she's got it no arguments.

      Her closest cousin just went through menopause too, decided it was all her hubby's fault and divorced him really nastily. He wanted to fix it. So she seduced his best friend - who obviously was not actually his friend.

      Our women tell each other how to do it, the special little tricks & tips to wreak havoc and how to fit the revolving door at the front & back of the house her husband bought for the line of men staying for a few hours. Funny how menopause takes away their sex drive - ONLY - for the man who bought their house, fathered their children and devoted his life to their relationship. Doesn't effect their sex drive for encounters with new random men like she's in her late teens again.

      Men put each other down as losers because "you couldn't keep your woman happy". Women encourage each other and share tips on back stabbing. Le sigh. We are all fallen hairless monkeys.

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    2. You might try church, the gym, some volunteer organizations, outdoors (bird watching, hiking clubs), participating in sports.

      One guy I knew (he is dead now) said that being a cub-scout volunteer exposed him to dozens of single-mom's who were still trying to do the "right thing" for their kid.

      Not bars. Not tailgate parties. Not chicks whose FB friends are mostly other divorced women.

      One nice thing about women going through menopause is that you don't need to buy salt to de-ice the steps. Just have her lie-down on each step for about five minutes. She will appreciate the cooling effect and you will have ice-free steps.

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