Saturday, August 24, 2024

Trophy Wife


Is the trophy the pizza? Or the girl…?

That fag, BCE - is bragging up about some novelty pie machine he got that supposedly cooks pizzas.  I told him the first time to put pineapple on mine… and I still don’t have my pizza. Needless to say, I am NOT amused. This ditzy broad forgot the pineapple too.
😡

Gonna have to knock them both around a bit. Learn ‘em some respect! 💀 


 

7 comments:

  1. I'd let her kick my ass if she was wearing spike heels.

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  2. Yeah, should be some pineapple, but at least there IS enough pepperoni and it looks done.

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  3. Ya...I'll take the pizza, but I don't see any fackin olives!

    Chutes Magoo

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    1. Pineapple is an abomination on pizza. Whats worse is i have a coworker who puts ketchup on his

      Exile1981

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  4. She's too skinny, obvious she doesn't eat the pizza!

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    1. But Mr. CederQ, she's skinny in all the right ways! Ever seen a fat Ferrari?

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