Thursday, August 1, 2024

Summer Time



The scorching summer days will be drawing to a close in the next week or two. And I find myself physically craving beer. I quit drinking ages ago and I’ve never craved booze once. But I’ve been craving suds all through this summer. I day dream about a four pack of Kilkenny…I’d inhale the first three and sip the last one…. But then I think of the drowsiness, the hangover… and the …money…  booze is insanely expensive now. 

I could crack off a batch of home brew… but hell’s bells…that’s five gallons of beer when I only want a few glasses. I am already the size of a whale and I don’t need all the calories.

Gawd I hate being old sometimes…😞
 

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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 1, 2024 at 8:55 AM

    According to Ben Franklin “beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    Crack a beer and see if the niglet will share it with you.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 1, 2024 at 9:52 AM

    I swill FAXE Royal Strong, it's 8%. It gives me more bang for my buck as it takes only a few to relieve the pain of living in this clown show.

    Chutes Magoo

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  3. Tree MikeAugust 1, 2024 at 10:10 AM

    Drink responsively, just do two, it works, I'm a cheap drunk. I checked yer bank accounts, you can afford it. Plan on a nap afterword. Yer fren Drunk Mike. Well, slightly buzzed Mike, you get the idea.

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  4. bogsidebunnyAugust 1, 2024 at 11:51 AM

    I got a personal tour of the Molson brewery in Toronto by the plant manager back in 1966.

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  5. CederqAugust 1, 2024 at 12:29 PM

    Quit drinking that Canadian swill you call beers up there.

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