The Filthie Pick Up Artist

Sexually manipulating women by preying on their psychosis

is an old and largely ineffectual part of horn toad game theory. 

I think a better technique for aiding in sexual conquest might be plying them

with concoctions like these, made from coffee, cream and chocolate.

Even an unsightly prune like

Cederq is sure to score with properly made coffee.

If all ya want is a quick roll and then to be left alone…slip in a

couple roofies. Pump, dump n’ done!

😊👍

If you’re trying to coax them into helping out with unpleasant chores

or loaning you money…just add more chocolate and sugar! 

Women are actually simple and unsophisticated creatures that

can be turned to greatness with proper management and treatment.