Well my side business as a dating consultant is going well. The tards n’ stubfarts are sending me e-mails begging me to set them up with girlfriends, mistresses, dominatrixes, and other sexual specialists. All you need to do is send me a list of your sexual perversions, kinks and fetishes - and I will work my magic! For a reasonable fee, of course!
Deal in confidence, confidentiality is guaranteed! Your personal information stays strictly between us! As proof - I’ve cleverly hidden samples of my work below the fold and away from prying eyes.
I’ve got no idea what’s going on here.
Cederq is single isn’t he?
Well, there ya go!
He’s a perv too - so is it a match made in heaven?
Or by Yours Truly?
You decide…
Bugger off, all a ya’s!
This one’s mine!
Hrmmmmmmm. Tat for tit, apparently?
She’s obviously into the martial arts…and JL is into
S&M… this one’s a no-brainer!
Yea, I do love me some spaghetti and meatballs once in awhile.
ReplyDeleteMake one for Nurse Aesop!!
ReplyDeleteI can envision, Cederq getting his head stuck in all that rope only to declare it doesn’t pass the sniff test.
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