The Filthie Frumpette

 

Ever see those fashion/glamour pics of women wearing knitted clothing? I don’t care how pretty the girl is - none of ‘em look good in it. Mind you…I don’t know any women that can knit like that… 

One of the masculine arts is that of marriage manageMINT. Knitting is the best thing since sliced bread for your woman. The old saw about how “idle hands are the devil’s workshop” was written for women. Us guys can be happy as clams just loafing and enjoying the peace and quiet. But women gotta be busy or their mouths run away with ‘em and their hands follow…and you’ll have all kinds of trouble on your hands if you’re not careful. Knitting is a great way to shut them up and keep them busy. They’ll still talk but if ya listen to them they’ll be happy as clams too.

Usually.