The Bourne Moronacy: Seekrit Identities & Memery Basics

In response to the emails - no, I am not trolling General Aesop again using secret identities and fake screen names and IP addresses. Which means…one of YOU are! HAR HAR HAR! It’s probably Michael again! And now I’m curious about what he said, HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR!!! Errr - and for the record, no, I’m not a child molestor. Might be a good time to point out though, that anything that nanny goat in Tofield says is damned lie!

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Putting the pranks and food fights aside, I think I’ve just lost interest in the Ukraine conflict. I’m a retired old fart. But I’m not stupid. I can use Alt Media with fair dexterity. My super power is that I can listen to and evaluate information I don’t like. The one sin I will never commit is that of shooting the messenger. I can do a 15 hour deep dive/fact checking of any issue that intrigues me. General Aesop has an attention span of five minutes.

‘Newly acquired weaponry’

‘Paying Russia back’

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It’s a sign of the times. People think and communicate with memes. And they think that makes them smart! Now I admit it - some of those memes are devastating examples of  the best of human wit and humour. Who’s that wank on Twatter? Sal The Agorist? 50 years ago the major news companies would have spent fortunes to hunt that guy down and sign him on as an opinion columnist or an analyst. 

The meme generators are something else too eh? We often associate wit and humour with intelligence…and the meme generator is like a crutch for stupid people so they can fake it. If I were to pull one out of my arse…..

I’ll play with the retards on their level…but

it bores me.

 The most scathing meme humour often relies on metaphor. Lefty liberals and other types of stupid people think it rests on sarcasm which is why all their memes are like “orange man bad”. So it goes for Putler and Aesop: Vodka Man Bad…” By contrast, mine is far too heavy on metaphor, maybe? If you were tempted to smirk at it you’d be smirking at Gru rather than the informational element. The perfect meme has large helpings of truth and metaphor lightly dusted with sarcasm. I really should turn my formidable intellect toward memery, maybe? It is a powerful communication medium but it’s also one that needs to be used sparingly. 

Hmmmmmm… a clinical, objective study? Of humour? My dear friends - why not?