The tards and wanks on Blab are saying the big carrier is offline… as in, sidelined by missile strikes. This current conspiracy theory goes that the stinky Moslem Hooties smoked it in the Red Sea and the eeeeeevil gubbimint is covering it up. Given my meagre sleuthing abilities it’s plausible. The Hooties put the run on some smaller USN ships last month - two of them were forced to take to their heels according to the info I have. Another indicator that the carrier is in trouble is that the faggots at CBS came out and called the rumour “misinformation”. Those a-holes never tell the truth about anything!
Have any of you stubfarts got kids on that boat? I just hope they’re alright! Everyone knows that ever since Guadalcanal the USN battle doctrine is “Send in the Marines!” I don’t see that one operating the other way around now that the Russians will be arming America’s enemies in retaliation for the Yanks giving Ukes sophisticated long range weapons.
I’m hoping this one is just more Blab flubdubbery… do I need to be praying for those kids?
Here is the funny part. NUTTO dumb scum supplying missiles to fire at Russia. Russia or Iran likely supplying hyper sonic missiles to fire at NUTTO ships. FAFO a bitch.
ReplyDeleteI heard it ran aground because of faggotry on the Bridge and that the impact sent the comms array into the Sea!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
The IKE is fine. Neighbors son is deployed on her
ReplyDeleteWell thank goodness. With the revolution in integrated warfare and increased access to weaponry involved… I think the swabbies are going to get hit first and hardest by it. I hope I’m wrong… but…
DeleteHa if the son said any different he would not be on the Ike for long. Ask yourself why they turned tail and ran.
DeleteI think it'd take a little more than a couple of sand noggers with some pew-pews to sink that big tub. Damage it? Oh sure. But sink it? Nah, it'd take some real fire power to do that. Either she went silent cause of security concerns, or some faggotry on the bridge as Chutes suggested. Or both.
ReplyDeleteThat is the hell of it Don! They HAVE the weapons now. The only saving grace I heard was that they don’t have enough… for now. That is almost certainly going to change as the US continues to use the Ukes as expendable proxies against Russia; they’ll start using rag heads as expendable proxies against us. Our current leaders in the west live in extremely vulnerable glass houses…
DeleteMaybe captain Queeg ran out of fresh strawberries
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DeleteIt’s possible BB. Only I’d think these days, it would be Captain Latoya Lasagna Cortez running out of fried chicken and M&M’s!!!
Wasn’t there a crash on an otherwise empty ocean in the Pacific a couple years back? Between a couple frigates? The story I heard was that the midshipwoman was having a hissy fit with the XO and kept quiet as the other ship drew closer and closer… and that no warning was given because the two women weren’t speaking to each other…
I can see diversity hitting the swabbies harder than the other services as well…
The first thing i thought, was some nato / usn ship got hit, so they threw this out there as a distraction.
ReplyDeleteWith any luck, the Eisenhower is busy sinking the Harvey Milk just to spite Pride Month. (Pride "Season" now in Canada)
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Oh man that’d be so sweet! “HOMOPHOBIA REARS IT’S UGLY HEAD IN THE NAVY!!! FAR RIGHT WHITE NATIONALISTS TO BLAME!!!”
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That's MILKIN' IT for all it's worth!!! I heard the Milk DOES have a weak spot in its stern...
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