Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Replacing The Obsolete FOWG (Fat Old White Guy) - Update

I had to laugh at Mark Dice the other day. He’s ranting and foaming about how white people have been banished from advertisements, and been replaced by mixed race couples, faggots, lesbians and other weirdos and vibrants.



Truth to tell… I don’t care much really. I block out and mute the ads wherever I see them as a matter of course… I don’t care what colour the people are in them. All diversity does to advertising is make it more aggravating than it already is! To me ads are an irritant… I dunno about regular TV…I haven’t watched mainstream TV in well over a decade so I don’t know what those ads are like. I know it’s all over JewTube for sure. I saw one starring two butt blasters and I can’t remember what they were selling, really. All I know is if two greasy faggots with man-buns are selling something, I don’t want it and won’t buy it. The joos remember the holocaust; the Texans remember the Alamo, the swabbies remember Pearl Harbour… and I remember Bud Light! HAR HAR HAR! These guys may impress each other and the Usual Suspects with their nauseating virtue signalling but for me it’s a real turn off.

I wouldna thunk they’d be dumb enough to try this chit in a Fat Old White Guy’s market…but wait! What’s this?!?!?



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Does Uncle Tom make you want to look closer at the new S&W rifle?

UPDATE:

S&W responds


20 comments:

  1. They lost me at "polymer". Maybe they'll advertise it for the poly amour next.
    Steve S6

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    1. Polymer has NO place on classical firearms.

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  2. My Brave browser seems to bypass all those pesky ads!

    Chutes Magoo

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    1. Yeah I need to go back to using Brave too. I like it but sometimes it interferes with me when I try to pirate memes and images.

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  3. An old black guy might appreciate a lever gun, but to this old white guy, it's just another Marlin rip off, like the Mossberg and Henry. I'm sure they're all fine rifles, but if I decided I had to have one, I'd get an old JM marked 336.

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    1. Yep… and the Marlin will be cheaper and those guns SHOOT. A buddy was flogging his off 30 years ago and I just didn’t have the money for it. It still pees me off to this day - I should have begged, borrowed and whored myself out to get the money…! HAR HAR HAR! I heard that Ruger bought out Marlin…

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  4. I don't buy smith and wesson guns or their cooking oil... That is how this old white guy rolls... Broadcast TV, what is that? Been so many years I have watched it I don't even know how to hook up or align an antenna.

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    1. Good for you Cederq… I suspect TV would have rotted out what little is left of our minds. My mom is still on cable… but she’s a little loose in the head these days.

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  5. I guess the joggers, homos, and other 'alleged victims of discrimination' are fair game to max out their credit cards and go into hock for companies and businesses as well. After all, there are shekels to be had.

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    1. Yeah I never thought of that JL. They’re just trying to expand their customer base and draw in fringe customers too. But my inner bigot objects to that too: selling guns to niggers and natives seems to be on par with selling booze to reformed alcoholic drunks…

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  6. No it does not. Either do those Sako ads with some dumb bint with fake bewbs handling a rifle for the first time in her life while making duckface expressions at the camera. Not interested bimbo & expect better, much better from freaking Sako.

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  7. The Aussie importer of Sako (Beretta) paid some bint to flog their rifles in the Aussie hunting mags a few months back. She HAD NEVER BEEN HUNTING IN HER LIFE or even so much as shot a rabbit before, but im supposed to be impressed that a couple of old blokes took her hunting, found her a deer to shoot and helped her set up the shot, then cleaned the animal for her. Couldn’t give two shits - and thought what a BS article. Nothing made me want to buy a Sako 90 hunter.

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    1. Never saw any of that… which is funny because I am a big Sako fan. The only reason I never buy them is that I can buy cheaper American guns (especially Rugers) and have a smith mod them for me if they need it.

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  8. AI still can't do hands. That ad is hilarious. And yes, straight white men and white families have been eliminated from 99% of advertising for the last two years. For the two years before that, white men were present, but only as the bumbling, stupid husband in need of saving by the strong, independent woman.

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    1. Y’know what DOES tick me off, McC?

      Nigger western movies.

      The ones that are about white racism pish me right off…

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  9. Yeah, that pic reeks of AI. The plain background, the unnatural pose, etc. Plus he ain't flashing green, no grill in his mouth, and he gotta hold that gun sideways to get that sweet street cred.

    I do like how S&W goes on and on about tying that gun to their "heritage", I certainly remember tons of old westerns with the guy in the white hat grabbing his S&W lever action and riding off to save the day. Complete bullshit. They held a patent to a volcano lever action pistol, never made any money, and sold it. Or went bankrupt. Or something. There's no fucking heritage.

    If they want heritage, start making the model 3 again. Shit. Italian companies are pumping those bad boys out for $1500 or more these days while the Colt clones can be had for $500. Talk about a ripe market.

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    1. Hrrrrmmmmmm. S&W “Heritage” starts (for me) with the Schofield revolvers. Had I been around at the time I’d take the Schofield over the Colt Peacemaker any day of the week…

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  10. Yea right, those old guys are obsolete until they have left. Shortly after all hell breaks loose because the idiots left had no earthly idea of what the he actually did or how to do any of it . There are a lot of folks worried about the future after the boomers retire. Be ready to unretire but only for a hell of a lot more than before.

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  11. You were to polite with your acronym clarifier

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