The world famous adventurer, explorer, novelist , and man about town - WL Emery - is headed to Africa again! This time he wants to hunt rhinos and maybe take a side trip to look for a legendary lost city of gold inhabited by vicious talking apes, supposedly haunted and cursed by Egyptian mummies and other monsters.
Sigh.
I wanted a Lewis gun for BCE but I guess he’s gonna have to get by with that bloody Maxim. Dammit, where’s the ammo? Outside of the monsters and demons in Africa, the place is full of diversity and cultural enrichment. I figure the Tompsons and the Colts should do nicely for the rest of us.
What’s that? You want to go too? Why not? Let me know in the comments what you need and I’ll order it up for you! It’s all on WL’s tab and he does not scrimp on essential camp equipment!
Adventure awaits. 😊
An MG 42, DUH!
ReplyDeleteAnother case like that, only filled with whiskey. Not scotch and none of that Canadian blended crap. Real Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey. That and a Colt Python along with an 1895 Winchester in 30-06 and I'm in.
ReplyDeleteYES! What would be your pleasure Don? Blanton’s? Errr…we better draw up a cigar list while we’re at it…
DeleteMa Deuce with spare barrels and lots of ammo.
ReplyDeleteFine as long as I don’t have to carry ammo for it! 😂👍
DeleteM249E3 and a M202Flash Please! Double down on the Bourbon also.
ReplyDeleteNOTHING compares to an MG 42 (with spare barrels), get with it people!
ReplyDeleteY’know what else? Grenades. And shotguns, maybe. But I’d definitely want some grenades. It’d be a hoot to throw them into the quick sand pits and make a helluva mess!
ReplyDelete😂👍
GRENADES! YES! Pineapple, baseball, frag, flash, smoke, HE, Diversity is our strength! and MG 42's, they're really strong.
DeleteHow about a Big Mike blow up doll? We can use it for ape bait.
ReplyDeleteIt’s a great idea but Corderq might lose control of himself and start to fag it out…😂😂😂
DeleteHAR HAR HAR! I am going to get shot, running my mouth like this… but it’ll be worth it! 😂😂😂👍
Whatever happens, we have got
ReplyDeleteThe Maxim Gun, and they do not.