K9 Dawg Patrol: The Murder Of Mrs. Mallard

 

Very suspicious indeed …

The new niglet pup is coming along nicely in her law enforcement training. We’ve extended our foot patrols and are now an intimidating presence among the senior delinquents in the neighborhood.  Mr. Plumber’s Cleavage round the corner doesn’t try anything when we pass - we are watching him like hawks. Around the corner from him is The Corvette Kid…he sneers at us every time we go by and I look at is rides. He’s always polishing his two corvettes and resents my envious regard. Screw that old bastard! Every day we run into Mrs. Chicken Head and her dog… she’s a loon but she has a good heart and means well. There’s Hobo Harry who occasionally camps on Dawg Island and in the little park on the other side of the moat around the island… but I haven’t seen hide nor hair of him in weeks. I think JL and the red coats might have gotten him and put him in the can for 30 days again…

But… none of the local tards, spinsters and miscreants would have a motive for something like this. The RCMP are too busy and wisely turned the criminal investigation of this event over to me. And - I’m beginning to suspect one of my arch enemies like Quartermain or Cederq is behind this. Consider the crime scene: no blood. No chew marks from predators. Mrs. Mallard is a Snow Bird that spends half her time vacationing in the US. Hrrrrrrrmmmmmmm - could she have incurred the wrath of one of the American stubfarts that often stop by the blog? 

I just want everyone to know that me and my crime fighting K9 cohort will be watching you all very, very carefully. None of you are above suspicion!!! 

Keep your hands where I can see ‘em. 💀 

I will not rest until this case is solved! Tips can be left in the comments.

Filthie