I never had any interest in photography. I had a Kodak instamatic and then my parents bought me a more expensive camera with an electronic flash… and both ran on those plastic film cartridges that let ya take 12 or 24 pics. The problem was that I was a boring person that never went anywhere or did anything. Then half the pics I took were all garbage: Cederq looking like a deer in the headlights as he pooped in the bushes, Bear Claw snapping him in the ass with a slingshot… a close up of Cederq’s fist as it approached the camera lens at lethal velocity… I simply had no talent for it. Other people sure did though eh?
Nowadays I’m well served by the crappy cell phone camera. It does everything I want, even movies. I’ve got pics of Mort crapping in the bushes, getting bitten on the arse by the niglet pup, and short movies of her wrestling and slobbering on my dad. I really should go through my pics and either trash or store them on a thumb drive maybe.
Here’s an example of my photography skills. Spring is coming to Castillo Di La Filthie. I was out yesterday with the pup when I grabbed these Pulitzer Prize winning pics…
The ice is finally coming off Loon Shit Lagoon… and Dawg Island is completely
free of snow now…
Ducks pooping on a random ice floe out in the lagoon.
My life is still boring and mundane… just the way I like it. Maybe I’ll travel and do memorable things in my next life. 😉
I hope you have something worthwhile to do today!
Cheers!
Filthie
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