Thursday, April 11, 2024

Don’t Be In Stupid Places With Stupid People


 

Hrmmmm… now that I turn my formidable intellect on it… maybe the savvy prepper must be skilled at deception to survive the looming apocalypse too? There’s a LOT of stupid people around (present company excepted of course)… and the morons are EVERYWHERE…😑

Practice your blending skills, men! πŸ‘ Being the “grey man” isn’t good enough! You will probly need to be able to go full retard like Aesop if you hope to survive a crowded, moron-rich environMINT! You will want to be able to emulate the local retards. They will vary depending on where you are. If I were in Chicago, for example…

White folks don’t season dey food! I wants muh reparations now mofo!!! Fuck da white man!!! 

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit!!!!

Much like Inspector Clouseau…I think we can all agree that I am a master of disguise. πŸ‘πŸΏ





5 comments:

  1. I've got my 'aqualung' outfit ready to don...plenty of room to pack the big iron!

    Chutes Magoo

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  2. I'll be standing by the tree with Tre Bark camo suit on.
    In the lowest common denominator workers utopia even a 110 IQ is genius level.
    The odds are in our favor.

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    1. Amongst people for whom 85 is the average IQ, for whom 40% are too stupid to hold a mundane job… this is unquestionably true.

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  3. Remain downwind and you may pull it off. For a while. Any ventral expulsion is bound to convict you.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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