Monday, March 18, 2024

The Filthie Muck Raker: Aaaaaand Aaaaayaaahhh Will Always Love Yoooooo-heeyuuuuuuuuu

Can you think of any blogger that sounds better than Yours Truly over the innernet? Methinks not! I'm an even more talented in person! I'm in the kitchen today doing my dishes and cleaning the filth and sweat out of my beloved flop hat and singing at the top of my lungs. Hrrrrrmmmmmm.... all my baby tobacco plants wilted and died... I wonder why? I'da thunk my toonage would have perked them right up?

Canadians are natural born singers and sing to lighten things up during the dark, cold winter months. But...I was shocked - SHOCKED, I tell ya - to learn that Turdo La Doo's wife, Sophie - is a good singer too!

If you want to skip past the Oytube partisan stuff (I would)...you can catch her singing her pure little heart out!!! Hit the drag button and go to about 8:15 minutes, and turn up the speakers!


My tobacco plants!!! They're reviving...!!!
Sophie sings an uplifting toon about all her 
emotional problems.

She's so brave and inspiring!!!
HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!
😝👍


I dunno what to think about trashing people that have bum marriages but hell's bells... that woman is 48 years old. They both have the emotional mindset and intellect of 12 year olds. Years ago I got pounded by my liberal in laws when I was over heard predicting a marriage failure between my brother in law (a marxist 'public educator' and his new feminist wife. It was a no-brainer for anyone on this side of the political divide. But divorce they did right within the time frame I predicted. Turdo and Sophie recently got divorced too, and I guess she is releasing a book detailing all Turdo's failures as a husband. To tell the truth I dunno who got the worst of that marriage other than the poor kids. I'm not going to buy her book... I learned the hard way about buying books written by politicos.

I know 100 years ago I decided to push all my political biases aside and try and be objective about that black baboon - Barkie Obutthole. I actually bought The Audacity Of Hope and tried to read it. It pissed me off so much that by the third chapter that I threw it in the garbage. I was still mad after that, so I fished it out, took it on my next fishin' trip - and threw it in the campfire. After reading that tripe I was ready to put on a bed sheet and a cone head and start burning crosses! 

It makes me wonder: are my political opinions objective and valid... or have I let an endless series of far-left assholes push me to the far-right? I'm not kidding... before I read that, I was all for sorting out the race issue. Now I think every 85 !Q moron and thug should be loaded up on a barge and sent back to Africa! Or maybe torpedo the barge 20 miles out! But... eventually I simmer down.

Welp... I better give the baby tobacco plants a breather and play something for them that will encapsulate my emotional love for them. 




She ended poorly, but that kid could really sing in her day... 

I got chores I'm shirking... so I better get back at it... hope you're all having a great Monday.

Cheers!

Filthie

10 comments:

  1. Next time you're in Wyoming, stop by will ya?
    https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/03/18/casper-airport-evacuated-over-possibly-toxic-bathroom-substance/

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    1. Hrrrrrmmmmm…is somebody challenging my superiority of the chit house, A? 😡

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  2. I believe I would rather hear you sing, especially at the outdoor privy than to hear that faggot fucking loving neoliberal whore of the first order warble like a 200 year old lumber donkey engine. At least with you I can throw in an M-80 through the half moon on the door...

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    1. Gee thanks, Cederq. I know I can always rely on you for sympathy and emotional support in everything I do…😂

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    2. Back when I was a teenager on Lawngaaayyyland, two kids took turns trying to lob cherry bombs into the vent of a bayside sewage treatment tank with a wrist rocket. One of them got lucky. Then ensuing blast left one kid dead, one up to his neck in shyte, both physically and legally, and the local bays contaminated and closed for months... In other words, don't try it, Cederq...

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    3. Given the gases I produce…yep…Cederq could well end up getting the worst of it! ☺️👍

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  3. Whitney Houston... I've ALWAYS hated that broad. Her voice sounds like when the A/C compressor seizes in the car, but the belt dutifully keeps trying to roll it!

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    1. I hated her too, when she got into drugs and fell into that black oppression booosheeeit.

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  4. Well, guess I'm all alone here. She had an outstanding voice, she did that song better than Dolly. Unfortunately, people that make a pact with Satan, inevitably come to a bad end.

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