Yesterday I potted up my tobacco seeds that I got from Flapz in BC. I am not a gardener with a green thumb; I'm more an amateur with a brown bum, HAR HAR HAR!!! Last year my crop failed because I had no idea what I was doing but Flapz did really well. This year I got smart... I bought new seed starter trays with integrated grow lights and a heating pad underneath to keep them warm.
I remember a hundred years ago we had this awful Frankenstein plant in the office that I was put in charge of. Dunno what it was but Dirty Dave and Lesiure Suit Larry put me in charge of it and I started experimenting with it. I threw the old coffee on it, I took frequent leaks on it and it grew like gang busters. My urine experiment got shut down once the grown ups found out about it but I kept emptying the coffee pot and cups on it and it just did great with that too. It was still thriving when I left the company a couple years later.
Hrrrrmmmmmmm....
Human Urine vs Miracle Gro:
It's really hard to say conclusively. As the kid states, you'd need a much larger sample size, you'd need to try different soils and plants... and I'd love to try it... but I'd probly just end up with a great big smelly mess. It'd be nice if it worked though... and it might if your soil contains other trace nutrients which most organic soils do. But... I dare not risk it.
You hear the organic foods faggots whining about chemical fertilizers and they run their mouths about how organic fertilizers are much better. Like most quack scientists they're full a beans... the plant doesn't care how it gets its nutrients. If you bury a fish under the plant to fertilize it the plant will still absorb the nutrients but will have to wait for the microorganisms to break it down into those nutrients first.
This guy seems to be hitting the plants once a week with the fertilizer and I think I will do the same.
Wish me luck... I'm gonna need it! I still have millions of seeds and I think I will just go around later in the spring and plant them in the gardens of people I want to annoy... HAR HAR HAR!!!
Have a great Sunday folks.
Cheers!
Filthie
My grandfather used to pour his piss all over the back yard. It smelled like a giant urinal out ther in the summer.
ReplyDeleteThere’s an aggie on OyTube and she says urine isn’t that great. For best results she says to ferment it for 12 months and then cut it with water… 1:1 for a regular garden with soil and 1:3 for potted plants.
ReplyDeleteIt’s too much work and hassle for me…😞
Weed is much easier...HOL! (Har out loud)
ReplyDeleteMy wife would beat my ass if I put sprouting boxes in the kitchen. Hell, she'd beat my ass on general principle.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she'd make an exception for you if you grew important crops like tobacco, Tex? Why... If this crop succeeds I will have to order my wife to learn how to roll cigars...
ReplyDeleteThe best are rolled on the firm thighs of a 15 year old virgin. I don't think your mutt qualifies.
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