The Scrying Bowl

 

Remember those eons ago? Back when our women were truly powerful and insightful? Screw the crystal ball and scrying bowl… back then there was a thing we fellers whispered about when the coast was clear: women’s intuition. 

In those days they could just look at ya…and know you were up to something or maybe trying to pull a fast one. I can see how, in maybe ancient times - that they might use props like crystal balls and scrying bowls to focus and concentrate that intuition. Historically the most powerful sages and oracles were women. Ancient Generals and Admirals planned battles by them. Statesmen and leaders consulted them when forging alliances and agreements.

Ya look at the poor wretches today, the pussy hatted, tattooed, pierced, bratty wretches soaked in Chardonnay and anti-depressants…screeching about everything and nothing… and ya wonder what in hell happened? 

My theory is that they went to work instead doing what God made them for. Corporations are no place for men, never mind women. Women had their souls crushed; they stagnated in cubicles, they festered in HR, and the really awful ones putrified in management. And they brought the wrath of God down on themselves and families.

But whadda I know? Only that there is no fixing it. In time God, Darwin or Murphy will deal with them…and us….