Chivalry and manners demand that don’t say anything that might end up with me in a duel with an angry boyfriend with sabres or pistols at dawn. Or something that’ll get me turned into a toad. I’m sure she’s a nice lass. But… hell’s bells, there is no virtue in stuff like this.
I was in the gym early this morning and this tall, blonde, Teutonic "goddess" in a tank top and yoga pants, which accentuated her really nice butt and long, toned legs was working out on the machine right behind me (but which I could see from the mirrors on the wall)--she was WAY prettier even though she was all sweaty, flushed and breathing hard than the lady in the pic.
'Probably polished a few trailer hitches to get that crown...
...There was a "girl" on my ship that looked like that. The crew called her "Diesel Douche." ...She actually had a CHILD!!! I guess that for some, months at sea are just too much to bear...
I was in the gym early this morning and this tall, blonde, Teutonic "goddess" in a tank top and yoga pants, which accentuated her really nice butt and long, toned legs was working out on the machine right behind me (but which I could see from the mirrors on the wall)--she was WAY prettier even though she was all sweaty, flushed and breathing hard than the lady in the pic.
ReplyDeletePhotos seem to add 10 elbows of fat and ugly!
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Is SHE a HE, or is HE a SHE??? BA-HA-HA-HAARRRFFF! If I had a dog as ugly as that, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backward!!!
ReplyDelete2 am last call in the bar and she's the only chick left? I'd go home alone. Sorry, she ain't just ugly, she's also kinda scary.
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!? That isn't the MOST BEAUTIFUL creature you've ever laid eyes on???
ReplyDeleteThat one fell out of the topmost branch of the ugly fruit tree and hit every single limb on the way down. That he/she/it/whatever is scary.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sure she's got a nice personality.
'Probably polished a few trailer hitches to get that crown...
Delete...There was a "girl" on my ship that looked like that. The crew called her "Diesel Douche." ...She actually had a CHILD!!! I guess that for some, months at sea are just too much to bear...
Ooooph
ReplyDeleteTHAT’S A DUDE
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