Thursday, February 15, 2024

Fine Art Thursday/Black History, Month

Did you know all the European renaissance artists were black? They only paint white crackers in their pitchers cuz if they didn’t, some creepy ass mofo like Eaton Rapids Joe’d come along and beat they nigga ass. 

Today I celebrate my black ancestors and my own blackness! This one’s by my favourite black renaissance painter, Da Vince E. 



This one’s calledBitch Ridin’ A Clam Shell

We’d have more black art ifnit wernt for you white folks. Why - I went over to BCE’s lookin for some reparations so I could paint a freshie on the ceiling of the little chapel out in the country. Goan to have George Floyd and St. Trayvon smilin’ down from the clouds… but that corn pop niggamothafugga tried to light me up with a flame thrower! That’s white folk shit right there, that is…

Goan to move on to easier game, maybe. Got my Glock loaded up… Phil n’ Cederq will be diggin DEEP for they money when ol’ Puff Filthie comes round lookin for reparations… we’ll see who lights who up!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeit.

3 comments:

  1. Not very authentic, the ass is waaaaay too small
    - WDS

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  2. To get to Phil you will have to go through the garage.
    You probably won’t return.
    Beware

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