How Much Is Too Much

 

I am not, and never have been a squaddie, or an athlete or a shining example of physical prowess. I am lazy by nature, and my wife is a superlative cook and bears complete responsibility for turning me into a big fat slob.  

But…Hell’s bells - lookit that kid. If he spends his career in the military, by the time he’s 50 he’s gonna be lucky if he can move enough to get outta bed in the morn! What is all that plunder he’s carrying? 

100 years ago I saw a documentary about NFL players that followed them after they left the game. I’ll tell ya - it’s a good thing they signed those fat contracts because when they retire, their joints are destroyed and most of them need expensive surgeries, personal therapists and trainers just to stay semi-mobile. 

I don’t care what anyone says - that squaddie is overloaded and if he blows an ankle or a knee out on patrol - he becomes a liability. 

I think those guys really, really need to rethink their operational capabilities…

Divorce: Mansplained

 

Stats can actually turn into a seriously gay expression of higher mathematics… which is why stupid people get into such serious trouble with them, and they start believing utter crap like communism can fix warble gloaming  and homophobia and racism makes it worse. Most of these are the same tools that will mock Christians for their imaginary God and invisible friend, Jesus. 

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I always knew dykes were the most prone to “divorce” and “spousal abuse” (if such terms can even apply to such people)… but I wonder about the fags. Do they really have the most stable relationships? 

It is not a contention… but rather, a deeply held suspicion of mine that the primary driver behind divorce is liberalism. The more liberal one of the partners are, the more likely a divorce. The presence of lunacy is a relationship ender too. 

Which is why my daughter confounds me. I *think* she is still in a stable lesbian relationship. She and her “wife” (ick!) are both barking mad shitlibs. Her wife IS a loon and has serious screw loose by her own admission. Yet their relationship (such as it is) survives. Or at least I think so - haven’t spoken with my daughter in over a decade and don’t really miss it - if ya catch my drift. Things may have since changed.

But I digress! In any statistical sample group there’s going to be outliers that Buckley’s the trends or directly oppose them. I wonder if it’s statistically valid to assume there are discernible causes for the outliers? Or is it just random chaos and entropy rearing their ugly heads?

The Sunday Shitter

 

It’s the smell that keeps ya coming 

back…!

I’ll Take My Chances

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An old boomerfag clutches at his pearls, wags his bony finger

at us, and shrieks 

“ Those who applaud the ICE conduct take note!!!”

Au contraire. 

We are not the same.

Our rights are not violated one iota because these twats

can’t be public nuisances.

I don’t publicly protest by making a nuisance of myself, I am generally supportive of law enforcement and the military, and I don’t brawl in the street with people that have differing political views. Far as I’m concerned this is not protest; it’s harassment, it’s trespassing, it’s resisting arrest, it’s public disorder and all the other things that happen when large numbers of stupid people gather in stupid places to do stupid things. Stupid prizes are in the offing.

It is also my experience with women that if you don’t step on them when they step out of line… THEY will start drawing the lines and they’ll keep doing so until the roof comes down on top of everyone… and then they’ll blame everyone but themselves for all the carnage. I’ve seen it… and their stupid old boomerfag men that stare about stupidly after the fact and wonder how it happened.

Every one of those cnuts should get 30 days in the can, right out of the gate, and $5,000.00 fines. 90 days and $10,000.00 in fines for a second offence. Then this shite will stop. And as far as govt’s turning on their people… Donks and liberals have been doing that for at least 40 years now. I just love watching all the baby mommas threatening looting and theft over their cancelled welfare. Supposedly the liberals responsible pose as the defenders of the poor and downtrodden underclass. I have yet to see one boon make the connection between a shuttered govt welfare system and their own people that caused it.

Might be time to put on my jacket and head for the exits to beat the rush? The kabuki theatre will be burning down soon. 

Wonder if I should lock the exits behind me…? 😆👍

 

Saturday Random Ignorattae

 

 

Showing The Goods

I’ve been bragging myself up about all the weight loss I’ve been doing and I got a few rude emails demanding pics as proof - because talk is cheap on the innernet. 

To all my haters and scofflaws - you asked for it! 🤬 I’ll see you assholes under the fold.

The rest a ya’s - keep walkin. There’s nothing here you want to see.