Saturday, January 3, 2026

The Fall Of The House Of Filthie

Seconds after the Mossad agents exfiltrated… a series of violent explosions rocked the centuries old foundation of Castillo Di La Filthie. Support beams groaned and broke. Greedy flames licked at the wooden parts of the structure and the voraciously consumed it. Explosions toppled walls.

And deep under the fortifications, in the secret lab under the castle’s subterranean Reclusium… the scarred supervillain lay pinned under a massive fallen burning beam, unable to escape. The earth shook and trembled. The searing flames and the choking smoke had sealed his fate. He bellowed out with rage and pain as an image flashed up on a nearby flat screen…


His final act of impotent rage was to bellow again with rage and pain - the name of his hated rival



Then the nuclear reactors overloaded, and the castle, its lord and master, and his evil villainy ceased to exist as billions of kilojoules of energy were unleashed in a blinding millionth of a second. 

The world was safe once again for the forces of righteousness and niceness.


THE END

Wow… Maduro Captured

Heads are exploding on Substack as the shitlibs melt down and crash out over Blumpf blowing up a bunch of shitty brown people in Venezuela and taking Maduro prisoner. (Of course, I am also whipping them into a frenzy! How can ya NOT admire a man that starts a war, wins it 12 hours later, AND captures the rogue leader of a gangster govt in the process? My adoring appreciation of Orange Man Bad just makes lefty skulls explode like popcorn over there!!! “NO NO NO NO!!!!! ORANGE MAN BAD!!!” 

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR!!! 

Hey Don - can ya do that again? But in Canada this time…? And maybe use nukes when ya bomb them. The asshole you want to catch and kill is this dipshit below!


It’s fun revving up the retards… but seriously… I’m really torn. I get the dissident aversion to endless wars, taking sides in battles that don’t concern ya, and getting squaddies and civvies alike - killed for no real reason or gain.

But… hell’s bells… how many kids got killed as a result of Venezuela’s illegal drug trade? And Maduro flips the bird at you and dares us to do something about while he indirectly kills our people? You gotta step on people like that sometimes or it will just encourage others to treat you like a doormat. You can bet South American shit birds in other countries are watching this with grave concern. Good! 

But ya gotta pick and choose your battles too. This could all go sideways very quickly…

 

Ballon Heads

 

Friday, January 2, 2026


 

The Filthie Heretic: Are You A Xenophobe?

 Ohshitfuckyeah!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! πŸ˜†πŸ‘




I wonder if that is the attraction of Warhammer? Is it a fictional facsimile of our current era? And a summation of our repressed identity within it? 

Do you have repressed fantasies about driving your blade deep into the guts of socialists, race whores, HR Fatties, and ripping the entrails out of pencil necked journalists and liberal soys?  Or taking a chainsaw to illegal aliens wanting to turn your country into Somalia or Shitholestan…? 

I wonder if Warhammer isn’t an unconscious expression of the warrior ethos that is desperately being suppressed in young white men today? Maybe it’s just me projecting… but I see forces beginning to move, and idiots playing with them and not understanding what it is they’re playing with…

Bring Back The Zeppelin Too…?

 

Hmpffffff! 🀨

I dunno what to make of this!  From what I first heard about it, detractors were talking about a revival of the old  obsolete Iowa class battle wagons complete with 16 inch guns, brass kerosene lamps and Oerlikon AA flak guns crewed by spinach gobbling , pipe puffing and cigar chomping misogynist hard ballers. They lied about all that of course - because Orange Man Bad. Here’s what we’re actually looking at:



I can’t help it.

I love it!

It only gets better! Rail guns! Hypersonic missiles! A hyper velocity 5” gun, cruise missiles…baby!! Up your collective arse, you commie scum sucking bastards!!! 

The Yesterday Men are all screaming about untested and unproven technologies but hell’s bells - the Japs are fielding working rail guns. In their last spat with Iran the jews got absolutely pasted with Iranian hyoersonics. They move so fast they can barely be tracked, and cannot be shot down or interdicted by anti missile weapons. These weapons are out in the wild now, everyone has or will have them soon.



I wonder if Pete F could pull some strings with his
connections in the navy and get me a job on that boat?

I’d do great in the galley…

I am personally convinced that the US gave up too soon on coherent beam particle weapons too… but that stuff truly IS largely unproven and the Reagan era results with it were dismal… but that was 40 years ago.



But… Ughhh. It’s not 1995 anymore. Cheap autonomous weapons and drones are everywhere, and the quality and effectiveness of them is going straight up. Orbital weapons platforms are going to become an issue if they aren’t already. Satellite surveillance already means the element of surprise is now GONE from warfare. Navies are going to become targets. 

What raises my hair is that the old Globalists and jews are in this up to their elbows. The proposal I heard was that they’d assemble the ships in sections in South Korea and final assembly would be done in the States. 

We tried that with our oil patch here in Alberta years ago, Our refineries are built in sections called modules. My biggest customers built them here in Edmonton, close to all the suppliers and subcontractors… and the completed mods were shipped up North for final assembly at site. The Big Noses and funny hat guys and their fart catchers in suits told us all that we were too expensive. They’d build the mods in South Korea, ship them half way around the world, and fit them together at site AND undercut our prices by 30%. A trial project was launched and when the mods got here… the QA/QC was absolute shit. I went through them with the engineers as a consultant on their structural steel and bolting work and lord - it was garbage. API, NACE, ASME…none of that meant anything to the South Koreans. The modules they shipped  wouldn’t connect to each other, never mind the existing installation at site. Refitting and refurbing them here would be more expensive and it wold be far less hassle to just start over again from scratch with local suppliers and fabricators. Last I saw… those mods rusted in a lay-down yard for about 6 or 7 years before finally being scrapped when the land was sold. But that was 10 years ago… and ships and oilfield mods are different animals. Maybe all those old problems and logistics barriers have been overcome…? It’d be a damned good idea to have your own engineering team in Korea to oversee this… just sayin’. 

Can America even build ships anymore? I’ve been hearing horrors about the carrier fleets, where maintenance and training cutbacks are taking their toll. The carrier swabbies are pulling longer deployments and want another carrier group to build some cushion into the system just to meet patrol requirements. If the shooting starts and they start losing ships… there are no replacements at the docks or in the pipeline. Who knows what other needful things need immediate attention in the navy? Is this the time to take onna project like this?

Who knows…