Friday, January 17, 2025

A Reminder About The Comments

 I continue to confound my psychologists and scientists. They are evenly divided: the scientists are convinced I’m a retard while the shrinks believe that I’m an irredeemable stupid old stubfart.

Occasionally I’ll lose a comment, sometimes my own - that gets chit-canned in the spam folder. Nothing is getting actively censored, it is just a matter of incompetence - either by me or pajeets that run Blogger. When I find them I put them up.

Let this be a lesson to you all; never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity! πŸ₯΄

As always - thanks for dropping in and especially for dropping a note.

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FILTHICUS: Child Fighters

I recline up here in the Coliseum skybox - lounging upon my throne. Below - a new breed of fighters take to the sacred sands and fight and die for my amusement! 

I know what you're thinking, you weak barbarian: "Lord Filthicus!!! How could you put mere children in the arena? Have you no heart or mercy?!?!"

Why - I have absolutely NONE. After this massacre, I am going to have my buggardly slave - Cederq - crucified upside down for letting my tankard of wine run dry! Witness the blood, the horror and fear, you lowly peons! You too could find yourselves in the arena just as easily as these poor unfortunate souls!

Sometimes I am frightened by my own heartlessness.




Up Your Ass, Justin

I seriously envy you Yanks in the fact that you're flushing your toilets next week - and the liberal nightmare machine goes swirling down to oblivion for a couple years.

Listening to that bitch scream is music to my ears!  :) If you don't like it, Prime Minister Faggot Face - kick us out! I dare ya! I double-dog dare ya!

As far as "standing up for Canada" goes - I have listened to those liberal shitheads out in Morontario and Queerbec slag us here in AB pretty much all my adult life. They've tried repeatedly to use us as an ATM machine, and portray us as environmental bogeymen, ignorant racists and bigots, nazis, blah blah blah.

Fuck you guys. You voted for that retarded whoreson, and all his cronies. YOU put the economic engines out, YOU put working Canadians in the food bank line ups, YOU went soft on drugs and criminals and released vicious trash into our communities... and you assholes out east could have turfed him ages ago.

I have more in common with the folks in Montana or Texas than I do with those socialist turds out east. Congratulations, Danielle. If you keep this up, lady - I may be forced to retract some or all of the rotten things I've said about the modern north american woman! And as far as Turdo goes... I am going to have to re-evaluate my ideas on the virtuousness of the modern north American male. 

🀑 Epiphanies 🀑

 






Milestones

 


Errrrrrmmm…. has anyone seen Mike? Or Don…?
Pete? Cederq? Chutes?

Where is everyone…?

Thursday, January 16, 2025

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Coast Guard…?

 


I thought those guys did search & rescue and maybe hassled the smugglers…? That looks like seriously nasty ordnance going on there. Or is Pete F playing with fireworks on the poop deck again?


Holy mackerel… what’s that on the front? A 105mm?  It looks like it’d be right at home in a carrier group…