Don’t Let The Smoke Out!!!

Ya sure wouldnt wanna try that today…

 

Ice round here is thoroughly rotten. Best

thing to do is break out your summer tackle, go over it

and maybe top off your lures and be patient.

All Stand Back! I’m Aboot To Dance!

 

Back in the day that fag - Kim du Toit - thought he was the bee’s knees

with his frilly puffy disco shirts, the bling and platform shoes!!! He thought he was so 

cool as the hottest bubble gummers fell at his feet!!!

🤬

Ima show him - I’ll show all you bungholes!!!

Now ya gonna see what a real man in crocs, plaid flannel and 

camouflage cargo shorts can do!!!

I’ll sweep all the ladies off their feet when I dance

The Greenback Boogie!!!!

This has to be one of the coolest music vids 

of all time…

😎

We really are living in interesting times. As a Canadian I’m up here watching the clowns in our media laser-focused on our current unelected swine minister - Mark Carney. And of course, his Morontario finger-puppet: conservative premiere Doug Ford. When they start talking, farting noises come out and the BS starts to stink and I just want to turn them off and ignore them. But people are listening to them and getting riled right up.

But I’m not! The second this thing gets real, and profit margins and political polling start to plummet those morons will start to dance to the Orange Man’s tune. Money talks. It always has. Right now no one is listening, everyone is talking and I may as well just sit back and watch the antics of the dancing bubble gummers on Tik Tok. Whatever comes will come. If it’s t be adversity… so be it. Dealing with adversity requires a mindset that so many of us just don’t have anymore. I’ve been here before.

Maybe some of us need to refocus and re-evaluate priorities? One has to have a heart of stone not to laugh at the girls on Tik Tok but maybe they know something old goats like me - don’t? They obviously don’t know what tariffs are, what they mean, or the economic factors that drive them. They don’t want to know; all they want to do is dance and show off for their friends. You can learn a lot from kids. Dancing is free, it’s fun and it’s healthy. 

The thing for me is to focus on our priorities, keep my girls as happy as possible and leave the hysterics to others. It’s the little things in my little life that matter. I got chores to do, dawgs to walk, and we might finally start seeing some of the first spring weather today.

In the meantime I better sign up for Tik Tok - and learn how to dance! 😂👍 You lot better do the same cuz ya never know when a dramatic dance fight might break out!!!

I hope your workday is fast enough to pass the day quickly, and that y’all have something fun lined up for the weekend.

Cheers!

Filthie

 

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The Berkut Lives! I KNEW IT!!!! 😂👍

100 years ago one a my favourite outhouse reads was a paperback dime store thriller entitled The Berkut. It was basically a fictional account of how Old Nasty survived the fall of the Third Reich. Can’t remember the plot (it was 40 years ago) but I think in the story the Russians finally got him years annd years after the war.

This one’s from Blab so I wouldn’t take it as gospel. (I wouldn’t take it from the Whitehouse either, even if it was signed by FDR himself, come to think of it! HAR HAR HAR!) Over the years I watched a couple of crockumentaries and some legitimate historians try to make the case that Hitler did indeed make it out of Germany and his reported demise in the bunker was all fabricated BS. 

Back in those days in the 80s they were still catching the odd war criminals that had somehow evaded the allies at the end of WW2 and settled in foreign countries. The one I remember was some doddering geriatric they paraded through Israel after they caught him. The guy was clearly on his last legs annd so old… it’s doubtful he knew who or where he was. He wasn’t all that concerned for a guy in a jewish court, charged with crimes against humanity…

I was young and still had a life back then so I didn’t pay much attention but … to this day I still wonder about it? What do you do with old monsters? You could have strapped that old buzzard into Old Sparky and he’d probly be more concerned about what’s for lunch… at some point you have to ask what the point is, and what justice really is?

What were you like 10 years ago? 20? Are you still the same person? I’m sure as hell not… and watching the jewry today… oh boy. Sometimes, late at night when I’ve pooped the bed and I’m doom scrolling through the innernet… I swear I can hear Hitler and the devil laughing. Wouldn’t be at all surprised if FDR and Winston aren’t yukking it up down there too…

I might have to see if I can get on kindle. 

If possible maybe you should too…

THIS Is Why You NEED A .410

 

…or… in my case where I’m a bit slower and less of a wingshot… maybe

a 28 gauge…?

And of course that’d have to come in a super elegant, super light 

side by side too.

Gawd… a fella’d need a fly rod to use all the flies he could tie from

the plumage from these l’il buggers!

I wish I were a kid back on the farm sometimes. I’d love to raise a couple

dozen every year…

… brass shot shells… or paper…?

The Children Are Our Future…

 

At some point, we might wanna start acting like it…