Product Recommendation: Urinals

 

Back in my day we called it a lava lamp.

But really any wide mouthed jar coukdn’t do the same job

I soppose…

A Cartoon That Grows With You

 OMFG 😂👍

Back in school we’d be mired in assignments and swamped with cramming. But it didn’t matter if we had midterms the next day… when Beavis and Butthead came on, the books closed for a few minutes, the volume on the TV went up… and for a few minutes the work and pressure eased. 

I need pharmaceuticals for my bunghole too. 😞

Captain Obvious Defeated By The Forces Of Evil

 

Hrmmm. This latest dead tard has that pinched rat faced look that I have seen somewhere before. Can’t really put my finger on it though.

I had a pic of a palm rubbing Happy Merchant

poosted here… but the censors are watching me again.

You’ll have to use your imagination.

Well we all saw the vids, for what it’s worth. I dunno if the ones I saw were fake or not. I don’t really care at this point? Far as I know, the police are deporting full blown criminals. Murderers, rapists, kiddie diddlers and other turds. And these leftie liberal types are protecting them and enabling the criminals with criminal behaviour of their own. I also saw some pics of this latest victim dressed up in rainbow fetish gear that would be right at home in the bath house or at a parade. I dunno if that is legit either. But it speaks volumes about the content of his character.

Could be a photoshop. 

Take it with three grains of salt.

All I know is that I’m out of sympathy for these people. These same people are ruining Canada for everyone too, including themselves. If another leftie moron or pervert dies fighting law enforcement today I am just peachy with it.

Monday Terd Ferguson

 

The li’l chopper grows like a bad weed. He now runs the length and breadth of the house. He’s gone under all the furniture and found old toys the Niglet lost a long time ago. Then he runs around tormenting us with them. If we put the run on him - back under the furniture he goes where we can’t get him. This morn he peed AND pooped on the paper. 

They grow so fast.

This Hits Harder Every Year

 

Raise your kid, dad.

Or others will.

Fuggin Trump

 

I was never a ripped muscle man that could tear fags like Tiny in two with his bare hands… but I could do anything a farm boy was expected to do. The wife brought me a jar the other day and I was astonished when I couldn’t open it!!! I have this silicone-sticky-grabby-pad-thing meant expressly for opening stubborn jars and with that and a little murderous road rage … I finally got it open.

😞

I used to open those things with a dirty look! Ughhh. Now I am so fuggin old I’m starting to lose muscle mass. I will be as weak and helpless as Chutes or Mike at this rate! I’m seeing it in other things too. I may be forced to start doing more work and chores, dammit. It’s part of getting old I suppose…

Or maybe I need more pickled eggs and sauerkraut in my diet..😊💨

Yeah… that’s it! 

I Am A Holy Person And I’ll PROVE It