Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Humpday Canadian Predictions On An American Win

Well I ain’t doing half bad eh? I predicted a Trump win a couple weeks back. Both the Democrat media and fraud machines were soundly defeated, for now. Knowing Trump, good things should start happening right away. I predict that the Kraine fiasco will be addressed first. Possibly Israel will be read the riot act? Trump will open his presidency with a bang as any showman would. Expect the drilling to start soon too.

A big to-doo was made of the addition of Tulsi, RFK, Rogan and other former lefties. Expect some or all of them to defect back in the coming days. People forget that Tulsi is a gun grabber. Rogan is fiercely bipartisan and resentful of the establishment. Trump made huge mistakes with the people he allowed on his team in his last term. Guys like these? They probably will not make America great again. In fact, they are obliquely partially responsible for America’s straights today. 

Everyone is predicting massive chimp-outs, riots, and possibly civil war. I am not so sure. Lefty was essentially stabbed in the back by their party for the last four years straight. Black men are coming to realize that the Donks intend to use them as cannon fodder against bad whites. Other than a few DEI clowns, the Donks and jews don’t have much use for them. Black women are still a white off as a demographic but a low IQ combined with emotional thinking is no match for practicality and critical thought. The lunatics, the perverts and the menstrual/menopausals will flip out but…the rest of them on the other side of the great political divide is starting to think too. 

Donald Trump will not save America. But he could well set the stage for someone who will. Perhaps we need to re-think too? We can’t think of each other as Nazis, racists, demons, and villains because we disagree on contentious issues. America will be saved when the obvious lunatics, grifters and carpetbaggers are silenced and sidelined…and everyone starts talking and listening again.

Hopefully we in Canada can dump our garbage management next.  πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Election Aftermath?

 


Hrrrrrrrmmmmm…
These weiners are still warm!
It’s almost certainly a baited trap set by angry democrats.

Keep your heads on a swivel, men!
Lock and load!

Tonight’s Insomnia: PITTs Parents - A Short Visit With My Estanged Daughter

My story is now a clichΓ©. Years ago my daughter discovered that she was better than the rest of us and became a militant lesbian cultural marxist. I was told by the women in my family that I had the wrong opinions and views about everything, and that my daughter and her creepy girlfriend were the new heads of our family and they’d decide what everyone could say or think. My in-laws celebrated her newfound sexuality and told me I better had celebrate too or I’d be expelled from their respectable family and magnificent presence forever. 

I gave them the finger instead and long story short… that was that for that. Three generations of a formerly tight extended family just evaporated like it never was. In the long run it was for the best for everyone. Ours was a house divided and the bible spells out what happens to those that allow contentious women to rule the roost. 

The years passed and I went through all the stages of grief. The family never recovered. My asshole father in law died, my own father passed away. I am now an old retarded stubfart myself, and I realize with some discomfort that my daughter turns 40 this year. Everyone has moved on.

Except… part of me is still in the past, angry and grieving. I am mostly content to leave it there but sometimes it catches up with me even now. I know where my daughter is on the internet, and sometimes I lurk at the sites she frequents just to reassure myself she’s still alive. I don’t do it often anymore as it is rather painful. I am still a father with a father’s heart, and it wants what it wants. But she is what she is too and she will never change.

A couple weeks back I actually managed a decent sleep and even had that old dream from over a decade ago: we were in Elysium. My daughter was in tears, recanting and repenting of all her evil lunacy. I forgave her happily, and told her everything was alright - she’d made mistakes, but now she could fix them, it was all okay…

And then I was rudely awakened by either the wife’s ear splitting bed farts, or the pup was jumping up and down on me wanting me to wake up and go for her walk. Aaaaaaand later on, despite myself… I was on the net lurking at the queer websites my daughter and her love partner hang out at…wondering if anything new had happened in their lives. The last time I checked in - one of their “family friends” had cut off her tits and was posing for topless pics as she transitioned to being a “man”.

🀒

Everyone in their circles were ecstatic and heaping praise and adoration on the troon. So stunning! So brave!!! And I was sickened all over again. So much for Elysium and reconciliation.

This time round brought new updates. My “daughter in law” was diagnosed with autism and had a smorgasbord of other health issues. They had two pet snakes. Both had recently lost their jobs and were on pogey, hoping to find something else before it ran out. Finally… they were flirting with the idea of becoming parents. It makes perfect sense, right? They’re both close to 40, they’re unemployed, neither grew up and one has mental issues…. But they both have so much love to give to a child!!!

The father in me comes roaring out: how is that supposed to work? Adoption? Artificial insemination? But then I centre myself and correct. This is none of my business, I have no say or control, everything that kid says and does is between her and God and I should just mind my own bloody business. Elysium and reconciliation are just dreams and I am a dumbass for indulging them. 

It all sounds bad… but in the real world it could have been much, much worse. Today’s modern parents are faced with trans kids, and they are as rotten as their gay predecessors… if not more so. If you’ve got such a child on your hands - there are places to share your loss and experiences and maybe it’ll help you cope in the earlier stages of grief.  I lurk there sometimes too, watching parents struggle with their pain as I once did, over a decade ago. 

Being a dink helps a bit. I almost hope those two idiots become parents! They’ll deserve it when their child responds to them with a chainsaw when it hits puberty, HAR HAR HAR! It’s getting to be an ugly world out there, filled with ugly, unhappy people and the best you can hope to do, sometimes - is not be part of it.

If you should stumble across my blog, Spud… Mom and I are fine. As for your wedding, I can see why we weren’t invited and would have declined even if we were. I sit here, looking at what you and Kat have done for my family… and would like to reciprocate with an appropriate wedding gift for you and yours!



HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ Maybe the father in me is dead after all. If so… maybe it’s for the best. You guys - keep your kids close if ya can.

Cheers!

Filthie


Tuesday, November 5, 2024

That’s Either Phil Or Cederq

 


It can’t possibly be anyone else…

The Filthie Modeller

 


Looks like ol’ Spidey hit the lunchtime buffet at Oscar’s and got into some green faggots n’ peas! πŸ‘ The Daily Bugle indeed.

But no… that spectacular expression of modern mythology isn’t mine, although you’d be correct to suspect it. My work is a different kind of beautiful.



That’s about a week n’ a harf there. But, by God Almighty…
everything is straight and plumb.

It’s like these things climb out of the plans, become real and transform from an idea into reality of their own accord. My hands operate of their own volition, and all I can do is admire the beauty, curves and elegance as a mechanical angel takes shape on my humble workbench. It will transform again when it takes to the air and becomes poetry in motion.

If it flies at all. If it doesn’t, then a couple hundred hours in the basement will be as nothing. But… my heart’s been broke before. I can take it.

It’s a different expression of that old nickel you’ve heard before. “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If it doesn’t…it never was…” so it goes for daughters and airplanes, I suppose.

It started getting dark at 5:00 pm yesterday. Snow has swirled, the lake had a skim of ice, and soon winter will be here. It’s coming up on time for us up here to seek beauty, light and warmth wherever we can find it as the desolation of winter closes in.

Time, at least, still flies.

What IS It With Liberal Women?

 



All I know for sure is it definitely ain’t that


I’ve seen any number of stacked liberal women. Beauty often corrupts like money and power too. That in turn triggers other trappings and hallmarks of the modern shitlib woman: tramp stamps and tats, piercings, sluttery, lunacy that might be fun for awhile until they run into that wall…then it’s all cats, boxed Chardonnay and bitter loneliness. A neoliberal ideology is right up there with all the other red flags that denote a low, unworthy woman you might want to steer clear of.

I’ve seen it go the other way too…less attractive but warmer, intelligent women will walk like perfect 10’s and the fellas see that and respect it… and it’ll drive the prettier ones absolutely nuts.

I’m in my 60s now and I still haven’t figured out the birds n’ bees.



Fine Art Tuesday - A Pristine Prehistoric Spittoon

 


Or is it a chamber pot?