The Retard Philharmonic Pops: Up Your Arse, Henry Mancini

 

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When the assignment was ‘Mission Impossible’ but you and your partner-in-crime only have a kazoo, an empty bottle, and sheer chaotic energy 🎵🔥 This is what happens when two people refuse to accept that they are not the soundtrack heroes the world needs (but definitely deserves). Tom Cruise who? We’ve got Kazoo Cruise and Bottle Hunt on the case. 🕵️🕵️ Tag your ultimate duo—the ones who’d turn a grocery run into an international espionage operation. #SoundtrackShenanigans #MissionImprovable #KazooAssassins #Happy #Inspire #TomCruise #Music #Improv #Love #Laugh

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About The Only Thing I Can’t Reload For…

Jeez I wonder how much that cost…?

 

I think Poli was experimenting with slugs awhile ago and had even managed to make that odd roll crimp that slug shells need. I dunno if he got anywhere with it - I’ll have to ask. It’s one of those things where ya think it would be a piece of cake to do, but in real life it is a bit of a PITA. Any a youse guys doing it?

My thing is that the shotgun seasons around here also permit muzzle loaders and were I tempted, that’s the way I’d go. I used to have a Rem 870 that you could swap barrels on faster than you can think about it…but I gave it away to one of the kids at church. If I still had it I might attack the project out of pure spite and orneriness. Dammitandblast - it SHOULD be easy to reload these things…

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Non-Colours

 

My first truck was a 1971 GM with a 350 Invader under the hood.

She was a gas gobbling whore…but

I loved her with all my heart and still miss her today.

Same colour as that - what is it?

Putrid Orange? Or Hung Over Whisky Shit Yellow?

Jerry Can Faggotry 🤬

 

It’s gotta be a shitlib retard responsible for this? Other suspects might conceivably include Californians or newfies. You gotta be dumber than a gold fish to come up with a system like this. Gas cans have become even MOAR retarded since I last bought one. My favourite cans now have aftermarket red caps with any stock fripperies either disabled or thrown away. Instead of spouts I just use funnels now. We shouldn’t have to live like this.  

Lame

 

Yesterday was Canada Day. To celebrate and feed our patriotism, a lone, solitary fighter plane buzzed the town, hit the afterburners  - and was gone. I watched it go, not feeling any patriotism at all. A real country would have had a squadron and done a couple passes… but a real country would have a real military too. A military with fuel, equipment, in a state of real readiness. Supposedly our Prime Minister is going to spend more money on the the military to appease the bad orange man. I’m sure that greasy prick will spend the money…but will the squaddies benefit? Who knows? I personally have my doubts.

All I know about Canada is - Canadians want a voice at the adult’s table, they want to be part of the decision making process… but they don’t want to earn the right or pay the costs to be there. But perhaps I’m just being a dour stick in the mud as usual. All the local boomers, pakies and chinks had Canadian flags up on their houses and one enterprising geezer even put up a Uke flag for extra virtue points.

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At some point a guy had to wonder: IS the grass greener on the other side of the fence? I think it is… but whadda I know?

I’m in!!! 👍👍👍 Alberta for the 51st state!!! 😂

Canadian Concealed Carry: Molon Labia

 

So the earlier today JL the cop rolls up on me in his squad car and tells me that he’s getting complaints from people that I’m carrying a concealed weapons again. The Mountie tells me to hand it over - and I tell him to come and take it - but he’d better be ready to do a DEEP cavity search! HAR HAR HAR! I started unbuckling my Relaxed Fit stretchy jeans and the next thing I know - he’s gobbling in fright and burning rubber to escape! HAR HAR HAR!!! Rumour has it he’s out on stress leave again with PTSD. Happy Canada to you too, Red Coat!

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I suppose carrying a weapon up your bung depends on how big your meat curtains are? If this lady can carry a Glock… why… I should be able to manage an AR15 carbine quite handily… and a guy like Tiny could probly carry a belt fed .50 cal BMG. 

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If yer gonna carry this way - follow the lady’s example and use firearms with cerakote flat dark earth finishes. You’ll thank me later.

Cultivate Indifference