The Pain In The Kraine Falls Like Golden Rain

Hmpffff…

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The usual chirping fags are all a-twitter about how the Ukes can still beat the Russians and are pointing at some of their minor long range missile strikes and spinning them as major victories. And now the Russians are pounding Kiev into rubble again. 

Crapcopter warfare seems to be on the menu again too. And I dunno what the hell to make of this. The Russkies seem to have hammered the bugs out of coaxial rotorcraft. I dunno what frightens me more: the Moulinex on the tail boom, or the complexity of the coaxial rotor head. In an ultralight application, no less! They say it can replace the role of ATVs and motorcycles but… can it..? Any idiot can jump on a bike or a quad and master it in minutes. These things…? 40 hours? 100? Who knows?

The US had a hell of a time with their Osprey tilt rotors. I dunno how many times those flying abortions decided to tear themselves to shreds - and their crews and passengers as well. But they seem to have resolved those issues… so maybe the Russkies can turn this into a viable concept too? It would be a piece of cake to put a microprocessor flight computer on it and vastly lower the learning curve. I hope our team is on this. It might be worth taking seriously…

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Best responses:

“Watch out for the-“

“Ack ack ACK ack ack!”

“It’s the jews!”

“Elon is a cnut!”

Feel free to add yours…

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Hollywood has always had a problem with guns. Even when they aren’t accidentally-on-purpose shooting each other on set (Alec Baldwin, call holding on line two!) - they can’t get anything right. 

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Y’know what? Sometimes ya just gotta shut your hole and let the normies and kids enjoy the show. Somebody make a note too… looks like Snake Plisken’s leaving his gun cabinet unlocked again. All Hollywood needs now is for some troon prop master to get the blanks mixed up with live rounds, and then…

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I watched a few episodes of a Korean SF yarn where the stronk, stunningly brave girl boss carries a bubble gum pink Beretta 92. It has a picatinny rail - but no optics. I guess she’s just an amazing markswoman? I’m seeing that elsewhere too: they have rails on the guns but no irons or optics. Maybe I should do that this year? Pull the scope off my hunting rifle and throw it away to save weight?

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Tell Me You’re A Faggot Without Actually Saying it

Well. We all know what the proper response to this should have been. Actually, there are three.

 

 

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The first order of business would be some tasteful gun leather. I dunno what I’d go with; that is obviously a range gun so maybe an elegant full flap hip holster might do? Looks to be a clone of the Colt Python to my eye… I’d need to think on it a bit.

Second: A formal challenge to the other non-gay recipients to show up for an informal match: call it “The Türkiye Shoot” with the Grand Prize being a box of Tim Horton’s donuts.

Third: A reciprocal gift is called for. That would require a uniquely Canadian firearm… and we are kinda between a rock and a hard place with that. Canada used to be one of the major suppliers of small arms to the world but now I believe all the Canadian gun manufacturers are long dead. But we could still give a good account for ourselves: a good start would be a uniquely Canadian calibre - and for that…I’d recommend an 1876 Winchester lever gun in .45-75. It’s an obscure black powder cartridge chosen by the RCMP back in the 1800s. I actually have such a gun made as a modern reproduction by the guys at Uberti.  Or maybe a fine sporting Ruger No.1 chambered in .303 Brit? We don’t have much of a gun tradition in Canada which is just a shame. I know when I was just a wee one… a lot of men around here had big families, big bills and store bought hunting rifles weren’t near as common then as they are now. For most of them a surplus .303 Enfield bolt gun was just perfect for everything they had to do except for maybe recreational varmint shooting… which to them meant a .22 rimfire. 

I’ll say it again: Merica needs a 51st state that has oil and a strategic position for a serious northern airbase. Alberta needs a country, and a first and second amendment. We need to dispense with the eastern faggotry from this beshitted country we’re in… and start building a real future with good people. At some point we’ll have to work together on dealing with these liberal globalist fucks anyways… so the sooner… the better.

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Hope y’all didn’t get blowed up on July 4th! And thanks - as always - for dropping in, eh? I’m headed out with the wife and dawgs and camper next week, so I’ll try to check in sometime. Take care of yourselves and enjoy your summer a bit if you can.

Cheers!

Filthie