On “Getting One Shotted”

Ughhh. I think I’m getting even MOAR old and irrelevant. I have to look up phrases the kids are using these days because I have no idea what they’re talking about.

Even then I don’t know what they’re saying some times? To me that is a “no shoot” situation.

As an archaic, slightly racist old fart…? I dunno what to make of a choice like that. A smoking hot white fashion model? No thanks - I’ll bet her body count is higher than James Bond’s, and I can just imagine what her personal values are like, given the circles she runs in. The sensible Japanese working girl? In spite of myself, I’ve become a huge fan of the Japanese people. They’re smart as whips, generally speaking, and well behaved too. But there are far different values driving them and very real cultural differences. In addition - for me personally - I don’t think I could get along with someone like that given my obvious retardation and sense of humour and complete lack of ambition. But then again… as Terrance Popp puts it… I think with my big head and not the little one.

If it makes me rayciss I don’t care: I’d do a 180 on that one and go back the way I came. I’ve heard horror stories about celestial women and I think I appreciate the Japanese attitudes toward hairy-kari and sepukko they seem to practice with unfortunate regularity. 

If a young person asked me my two bits on a proposition like that… I’d take the fifth amendment on it…