The First Time I’ve Been Offended And Hurt By A Meme
Oh Texas.
How could you?
I know, I know. It’s a fuggin joke, you pillow bitin’ retard! Harden up!” But… sheesh. I’ve never been more disgusted by Canada than I am right now. Couldn’t you carve out Alberta and Montana, at least?
I hate to say the cliché, but it's nothing personal. You're probably fine folk, but it's a lot easier to defend a single, continuous border, and we're having enough trouble with ONE of those already!
To be honest, those of us in SOUTH Texas see anything north of I-10 as Damn Yankee Territory. So in reality, it's SOUTH Texas, Damn Yankees, and Frozen Wasteland as you travel north.
Living in SE Texas, I concur with Mike annd Mr Curton, it’d be best n easier if you just come join us. I’ll even buy your first bbq n beer. Then show ya where to buy hat n boots n belt n such. In the winter we can all spend a week in Banff. Livin the Life of Texas
I hate to say the cliché, but it's nothing personal. You're probably fine folk, but it's a lot easier to defend a single, continuous border, and we're having enough trouble with ONE of those already!
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, those of us in SOUTH Texas see anything north of I-10 as Damn Yankee Territory. So in reality, it's SOUTH Texas, Damn Yankees, and Frozen Wasteland as you travel north.
ReplyDeleteAlberta, Montana, and a good portion of the Deep South. Glen, y'all come on down!
ReplyDeleteY'all take care,
Mike in FLA.
Yea, it hurts, because there's a kernel of truth in there. C'mon America (and Canada), let's pick up our game!
ReplyDeleteLiving in SE Texas, I concur with Mike annd Mr Curton,
ReplyDeleteit’d be best n easier if you just come join us. I’ll even buy your first bbq n beer. Then show ya where to buy hat n boots n belt n such. In the winter we can all spend a week in Banff. Livin the Life of Texas
Actually, it’s “Texas” and “Not Texas”…
ReplyDelete