We used to get beer shortages all the time when I was a kid - due to the breweries going out on strike. As younger men my father in law and I hit the booze hard and a beer strike was serious business. One thing we had in common was that our families drove around the bend and booze was a great lubricant and coolant. The coefficient of friction drops to zero when you’re half in the bag and don’t give a hoot, HAR HAR HAR!!!
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I decided after the second brewer’s strike that I was done with factory beer. I’d brew my own damned beer - and to hell with those unionized, pooch screwing slobs and their pasteurized, characterless and overpriced swill.
It wasn’t long before I came to prefer it too. After that I might have bought the odd beer at the bar but the guys at Labatt’s never made any real money off me again. Brewing beer is so easy and simple that only a socialist or a union slob could mess it up! HAR HAR HAR!!! My father in law and I weren’t the only ones either - a bunch of home brewing supply stores soon opened up. I could make five cases of great beer - for 20 bucks! It was a no-brainer.
Unfortunately they had me over a barrel with tobacco though. And we’ll see about that, too! My second attempt at home grown tobacco is about to take off! Another couple weeks and the seeds are going in! My results last year were dismal but…we’ll just see this time!!!
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Maybe I should smoke pot instead… it’s so easy to grow even a retarded stoner can do it….
Just say yes to cannabis for "enhanced" stubfartfulness...and pain relief. Plus you don't care much, about any residual pain. Don't ask me how I know.
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ReplyDeleteThe only time recently that I've seen any sort of beer shortage is right before a big hurricane hits the coast. Women go to the grocery store and buy milk and bread, men go and buy beer. But even there we didn't actually run out, we just ran out of the good stuff for a while and only had shit beer left. Bud light type of stuff.
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