Ughhhh.
No one deserves this. I’ve woken up in the past with my nose almost straight up my dawg’s ass. Let me tell ya… that came to a screeching halt fast. Now Hannah fights with the wife for her spot on the bed… and now I got the wife’s ass in my face.
I’m lucky because my farts don’t stink. But if I had to rate them… it’d go like this from best to worst:
1. Women 2. Dogs 3. Cats
Morpheus pisses upon me. What have I done to anger the slumber gods? I can’t remember the last time I slept the night through…☹️
Sooo, you went from dog ass to wife ass in the face, butt I can't tell if you're bragging or complaining. Seems like good thing, not a bad thing.
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