Monday, January 20, 2025

Retard School: The Rottenest Story On The Innernet Today

 Quiet! Settle down you li'l retards!!! Why, Cederq, you little shit!!! I saw that!!! 

QUIET!!!!!!!

Li'l bastards! I hate you all!!! I am so damned mad at you all, that I am going to step out of the classroom for a double scotch and a triple Metamucil!!!

While I'm gone, please give our distinguished guest your undivided attention whilst he spins a tale of mirth and sport! 

Which reminds me - WL Emery has been truant again. He owes me a full blown novel! HAR HAR HAR!!!!

2 comments:

  1. Someone watch the door while he's out and i'll put the tack on his seat and the dead moose in his desk...... Damn autocorrect why wont the antlers fit

    Exile1981

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