Friday, January 17, 2025

Milestones

 


Errrrrrmmm…. has anyone seen Mike? Or Don…?
Pete? Cederq? Chutes?

Where is everyone…?

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  1. I sure hope she don't bruise easily.

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  2. Hot dog, Lincoln Tunnel, some assembly required.

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  3. Well, first of all, I doubt she was actually "sleeping". Will say she probably just laid there. I wasn't involved nor will I watch any video. But 12 hours is 720 minutes. Each guy had all of 40 seconds assuming no breaks. I assume a full team of fluffers were involved and not everyone had a happy ending. Most barely had time to assume the position and then move for the next guy. But I'm sure there's a guy out there right now willing to wife her up. I'm sure her sandwich making skills are outstanding.

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  4. This is nothing to be proud of.
    A slut is a slut is a slut, and should NOT be celebrated, Period.

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    1. Agreed...but slut culture is a big part of who they are these days...

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  5. 12 hours is 720 minutes; that means the average time was 40 seconds. That means all her clients would have had to have been lined up ready to go and naked. That leaves no time for clean up or anything. The ick factor is high on this one.
    Now I looked up this claim in the british tabloids and she said she did it in a day, but even assuming 24 hours thats still only 81 seconds between partners.

    That's a whole lot of nope.

    Exile1981

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    1. Like sammich making... I doubt math is going to be part of her skill sets. Somewhere a father weeps.

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    2. 40 seconds each, that's assuming that she took one at a time

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  6. Yah, no, not me...my wife wouldn't approve. So I didn't even ask. I think ahead like that.

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  7. 40.8 seconds/fuck? That takes superb logistics and just where did she line up 1057 willing participants at quick step, naked, in a row and pre-lubed?
    My guess is she works for the Pentagon?

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  8. Bets on the likely producers and financers of this stunning and brave achievement? Best not to look into Who is responsible for the bulk of pornography. Best not to look into Who (until very recently) owned PornHub.

    So one of the notable things about the Weimar Republic was the widespread (you’ll pardon the term) prevalence of prostitution. “But Mike, WE don’t have that today!” Well, straw man I’m introducing to make my point: Alls we have today is OnlyFans and the like. Also, these days lots of times it’s being given away. Are we better off than Weimar?

    And then one day, for no reason at all …

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