🤡 Clown Nation 🤡

So. 

It looks like the Clown Class of Canada has decided on a trade war with their largest trade partner - the US. A nation, BTW - that is more like us than we are! Dear gawd.

Everyone up here is off their fuggin gourd! Trump makes a rude joke about how Canada will be the 51st state… and every chicken headed shitlibbed moron that can hump a keyboard is screaming “The Americans are coming! THE AMERICANS ARE COMING!!! ORANGE MAN BAD!!! Greenland!!! The Gulf Of America!!! We must fight!!!!” 

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Even Smol PP (Canada’s next Prime Minister) is trying to act tough and be The Man that stands up to the Orange Menace. Ugggghhhh. This is what passes for a “common sense conservative govt”??? Fuck you, you sawed off little prick!

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Nobody is actually talking to the guy. Nobody is actually looking at Trump’s beefs and objectively evaluating them. These are the fucking clowns in charge of our future. Turdo is hiding and sulking, Smol PP is obsessed with campaigning for the next election, the NDP is run by a shit skinned pakie that should be crapping on the streets in Rawlipindi, Carbon Tax Carney is officially unofficially thinking about trying to be Turdo’s replacement… have I forgotten anyone?

Danielle Smith. Alberta’s premiere. She alone is the only adult in the room taking this seriously. Here’s how the opening salvos for the Great Canadian Trade War are going: some stunned cnut calling xerself Mélanie Joly (Canukistan’s foreign minister) - is proposing an energy embargo against the horrible capitalist pig dogs of America! We’ll cut off our oil supplies to America!!!

THAT’LL learn ‘em! It’ll learn ‘em REAL good!!!

Ooops!!!

Gosh, you’re looking tired, Danny.

Dealing with retards will do that to ya…

It’s the same old story. I’ve seen this a thousand times. I’d hammer out a deal with a customer, and some stuffed shirt back at head office would try and scuttle it by fighting over nickels and dimes while tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars in potential sales went fluttering out the window.  The hell of it is though, that Blumpf’s beefs ARE legit. Yes, we damned well should control our borders. Yes, trade imbalances should be looked at. Yes, we should be ponying up more for defence. FFS. This stuff is a no-brainer, it’s good for us too! We shouldn’t need a gun at our heads to start acting like adults.

I have this sinking feeling that any trade spat we get into is going to go just like the opening gambit above did. It’d be cheaper and better for us to play ball, and strengthen our own game and trade partners…

But whadda I know? I hope you like the food banks and tent cities Canada. You earned them.