So.
It looks like the Clown Class of Canada has decided on a trade war with their largest trade partner - the US. A nation, BTW - that is more like us than we are! Dear gawd.
Everyone up here is off their fuggin gourd! Trump makes a rude joke about how Canada will be the 51st state… and every chicken headed shitlibbed moron that can hump a keyboard is screaming “The Americans are coming! THE AMERICANS ARE COMING!!! ORANGE MAN BAD!!! Greenland!!! The Gulf Of America!!! We must fight!!!!”
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Even Smol PP (Canada’s next Prime Minister) is trying to act tough and be The Man that stands up to the Orange Menace. Ugggghhhh. This is what passes for a “common sense conservative govt”??? Fuck you, you sawed off little prick!
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Nobody is actually talking to the guy. Nobody is actually looking at Trump’s beefs and objectively evaluating them. These are the fucking clowns in charge of our future. Turdo is hiding and sulking, Smol PP is obsessed with campaigning for the next election, the NDP is run by a shit skinned pakie that should be crapping on the streets in Rawlipindi, Carbon Tax Carney is officially unofficially thinking about trying to be Turdo’s replacement… have I forgotten anyone?
Danielle Smith. Alberta’s premiere. She alone is the only adult in the room taking this seriously. Here’s how the opening salvos for the Great Canadian Trade War are going: some stunned cnut calling xerself Mélanie Joly (Canukistan’s foreign minister) - is proposing an energy embargo against the horrible capitalist pig dogs of America! We’ll cut off our oil supplies to America!!!
THAT’LL learn ‘em! It’ll learn ‘em REAL good!!!
Ooops!!!
It’s the same old story. I’ve seen this a thousand times. I’d hammer out a deal with a customer, and some stuffed shirt back at head office would try and scuttle it by fighting over nickels and dimes while tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars in potential sales went fluttering out the window. The hell of it is though, that Blumpf’s beefs ARE legit. Yes, we damned well should control our borders. Yes, trade imbalances should be looked at. Yes, we should be ponying up more for defence. FFS. This stuff is a no-brainer, it’s good for us too! We shouldn’t need a gun at our heads to start acting like adults.
I have this sinking feeling that any trade spat we get into is going to go just like the opening gambit above did. It’d be cheaper and better for us to play ball, and strengthen our own game and trade partners…
But whadda I know? I hope you like the food banks and tent cities Canada. You earned them.
Mel should try Porn!
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It's challenging to sort pepper from flyshit from the endless media propaganda lying shitshow. The politicians are far outnumbered by the residents of Mexico City, which I think is around 26M or so? and yet more shit is uttered daily from all politicians than is excreted annually in Mx City, at least it seems so given the constant amplification and lying eco-chamber of the BS newsFAGS
ReplyDeleteGlen, does any of this surprise you? Better yet, having seen and experienced just the last six years alone, does any of this really piss you off anymore?
ReplyDeleteI know it doesn't piss me off anymore. None of this is a surprise. The majority of people in Canada, the USA, and ESPECIALLY Europe chose to be run by liars, thieves, and idiots who are owned by private central banking cartels for the last several decades. What we are seeing is the inevitable result of this. Nothing good was ever gonna come of it.
It's all a goddamn joke. All of it.
One of us is most certainly fooked, JL.
DeleteI freely admit it could be me for being foolish enough to give a hoot. Yeah I should know better ny now…
As for you - you’re at the tip of the spear of Canada’s vooting habits. Turdo goes soft on crime and drugs - and you guys bear the brunt of it first. Ditto when idiot fiscal policies and increased poverty takes its toll. Could having your nose rubbed in retard excrement every day … desensitized you from the smell? How do you guys do it?
I thought The bitter Centurion left the “JOB “
DeleteLately you speak like he’s working again.
I missed the announcement if that’s the case.
Would one of you please clarify.
Shit's happening pretty quickly, I'm not sure I'm up to speed. Is it still not OK to shoot Commie politician, pedo, Satanic, criminals? I want to stay current on developments. Thank you for your time.
ReplyDeleteJust wait for it TM. The Stubfart bugle and be certain to be upwind so as to not catch the drift capiche?
DeleteDon't worry, all ye denizens of the Great White North. There's no invasion or annexation coming your way. You don't want that.
ReplyDeleteAmerica doesn't want that. Canada's sovereignty's safe. Greenland's sovereignty's sa... ...Is there anyone actually in charge of Greenland?... Trump is just blowing smoke in the faces of everyone who has screwed with him over the years. Hell; he has nothing better to do until 20JAN, so WHY NOT? He's got the yowling cat ladies, race-baiters, queers, and trannies' panties in such a bunch that they sound like grass screamers when they fart!! He's having the time of his life, and I'm having the time of mine watching him! Hopefully, we have a few good years ahead of us, so drink up! We toast you folks to the North!
Kanaduh is like Scotland - we both have our own phony parliament buildings and "vote", Ha Ha, for phony idiots who all take orders from across the border. Our weak military are fully integrated and take orders from across the border. We pretend to be sovereign but we are fully owned bitches to the stronger power south of the border. Maybe it is time to stop pretending?
ReplyDeleteThere would be bennies, easy access to (some) guns, cheaper gas, , , , ,that's about it.
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