Wednesday, January 8, 2025




i saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of keystone beer i was eyeing art supplies some dude named tanner called me queer i do not wanna go to walmart today i saw a woman, stranded, hummin to the tune of delta dawn on a dead battery scooter with jus pajamas i do not wanna go to walmart today to walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that don’t go misunderstand me fer some pinko commee rat i hold close the belief rising waters raises ships but was burying the living good ole sammy’s dyin wish? i saw a 104 yr old woman bolted to a register countin change her manager was 10 years old with a smart phone for a brain i saw a family of 33, red headed, boilin over pick the clearance isle apart like sum buzzards on the shoulder i don’t wanna go to walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that it’s a mirage in a desert of bullshit they created that’s a fact i also do believe to the victor goes the prize but to keep a good man down is jussa somethin i despise i saw a serpent in the produce hissin, coiled talkin smack he was talkin about prices sum shit about rollin back I do not want to go to walmart today this just in a 5 News Forecast “Dusting of snow” i need eggs and bread and milk like i need another hole i do not wanna go to walmart today to walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that don’t go misunderstand me fer some pinko commee rat i hold close the belief rising waters raises ships but was burying the living good ole sammy’s dyin wish? yee haw

4 comments:

  1. HAR HAR HAR. Good one!

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  2. Reminiscent of Mojo Nixon's early stuff.

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  3. Lew Rockwell
    2024: The Year Evangelicals Took Fellowship With Devils
    If you disagree please prove it. Be honest, truthful and factual.
    https://www.lewrockwell.com/2025/01/chuck-baldwin/2024-the-year-evangelicals-took-fellowship-with-devils/




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  4. Could have. Even Dylan

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