Ughhhh… okay men - let’s be smart and get in front of this. If the hard candy comes round you should be alright. English hard candy’s actually quite good. If it comes outta that tin with a pic of those red coated Buckingham palace guards on it - the guys with those big tall fur hats - you’re golden. No one on earth makes candy better than that.
You never accept chocolates from an Englishman. Or a Scot. Don’t get mad! I’m just calling it as it is. If a frog gets run over on the road in front of their flat, those fuggin guys will go out and scoop up the mess, slather it in chocolate and eat it with relish.
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My own late Dad gave me PTSD doing that one Christmas. That guy would get the worst chocolates you could buy … Pot Of Gold? Ohhh gaaaahhhh… and he’d eat any one of them, it didn’t matter…and he’d LIKE it! “Ohhhh… get these away from me! I’ll eat the lot!!!”
Jesus, Dad! 🤮
Gonna be our first Christmas without Dad. Mom is going to be a wreck…😞
Do you mean relish the thought or hotdog? Merry Christmas to you, the Wife and Mum!
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