Hrrmmmm… never really considered a scoot… but…jeez. Scorch marks? Bullet holes and powder burns? Maybe some rebellious stickers? “I ❤️ Herpes & Hillary Clinton”? A scabbard on the front forks for a Thompson sub machine gun and that thing would be just fine for the gentleman crank…
Mind you… old school is cool too…
What you need is a real motorcycle with a sidecar and a mounted machine-gun on it--like a C9/SAW (250 rds per bucket mag).
ReplyDeleteGetting in touch with your inner Brazilian eh ? Shoot & scoot ???? Oh I crack myself up.
ReplyDeleteI rode an old, big motor (175 or 250) Vespa back in the mid 60's, pre license. It was awesome, like fucking a chubby chic, but ya don't want yer buds to see you. Definitely fast enough to fuck you up, or kill ya!
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