Sunday Wagon Burners & Codswallop

 

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They were vicious, sadistic animals just like their men. They still are, a lot of ‘em. Up here in Alberta there’s three main kinds of natives:

1. The carpetbaggers that game the shite out of the treaties and welfare programs. They are the red nogger “elite” that screw the hell out of the white Canadian tax payer and their fellow tribe members. Usually but not always the reservation chiefs and their immediate circles.
2. The average reservation dwelling slobs - mired in assault, murder, rape, arson, theft, incest, booze and drugs. If you took The Trailer Park Boys, cut their IQ by 2/3, and painted them red… you’d have the typical denizens of the First Nations reservation system. 
3. There’s not that many… but they’re there. The few that are smart and ambitious enough to get a work ethic, get off the reservation and away from their own kind. I met a few back in my oilpatch days and they were good people.

When I was a boy in school they taught us that natives were good, peaceful people until the white men came along. And because Canadians were multicultural and morally superior to you filthy smelly American imperialist pig-dogs… we were able to get along with them without genociding them. It was just a regular Smurf Village up north where natives were responsible and only took what they needed from the environMINT and harmony and peace was the order of the day.

In point of fact, most of our red skinned friends’ ancestors were driven North by American western settlement and after getting the stuffing kicked out of them by the Indian wars… they were much more willing to be well behaved toward whites up here. Our big tribes here in Alberta are the Blackfoot and Cree. 

The best approach in dealing with them in my experience is the stupid people/stupid places rule. You don’t want to be at the same bar as they are, and you seriously want to stay away from their women especially if they’ve been drinking or they’re high. Native women are shit magnets to the point where they disappear without a trace on a regular basis. It was so bad for awhile that they tried to start a narrative where eeeeeeeevil white rapey men were offing them for fun and amusement just like those eeeeeeeeevil nuns and priests did at the genocidal residential schools. HAR HAR HAR!  A formal investigation was launched and then quietly terminated as the inconvenient horrible truths came out. 

Stupid people create stupid places where stupid things happen, and

stupid prizes are won by all.

It is racist and evil to notice such things in liberal Canada…

Which should tell ya everything ya need to know.