Retard School Roll Call...

Chutes? Present...

Cederq? Present...

Tree Mike? Present...

Don? Present...

WL Emery? Present...

Aesop?...Hmmmm... “Sporadically Truant” would probly describe him best. But don't any of you other tardlets get any ideas! He has a bona fide excuse for cutting class! 

BP?  Bah - he's around and probly doesn't belong with us specials ed kids. 

Texson! Present - I gotta keep a sharper eye on him, he's one a the bad kids...

BCE?... ??? Big Country Expat??? ... Hmppfffff! It would appear the innernet's biggest tard has escaped!

I shouldn't be a dink, I suppose.  If anyone has seen him... I know he's having some issues at the moment but there is no excuse for ignoring his prying nosey fans up north! He left some troubling remarks in his last poast. None of my business of course, but I hope all is well. Hopefully he's just getting flogged by the commissars and zampolits at Glorious People's Tractor Factory again.

To the rest of the class: I’ve cancelled this week’s sex ed pop quiz and failed you all in advance!  Figger our time will be better spent finger painting…

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