Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Retard School Roll Call...

Chutes? Present...

Cederq? Present...

Tree Mike? Present...

Don? Present...

WL Emery? Present...

Aesop?...Hmmmm... “Sporadically Truant” would probly describe him best. But don't any of you other tardlets get any ideas! He has a bona fide excuse for cutting class! 




BP?  Bah - he's around and probly doesn't belong with us specials ed kids. 

Texson! Present - I gotta keep a sharper eye on him, he's one a the bad kids...

BCE?... ??? Big Country Expat??? ... Hmppfffff! It would appear the innernet's biggest tard has escaped!


I shouldn't be a dink, I suppose.  If anyone has seen him... I know he's having some issues at the moment but there is no excuse for ignoring his prying nosey fans up north! He left some troubling remarks in his last poast. None of my business of course, but I hope all is well. Hopefully he's just getting flogged by the commissars and zampolits at Glorious People's Tractor Factory again.

To the rest of the class: I’ve cancelled this week’s sex ed pop quiz and failed you all in advance!  Figger our time will be better spent finger painting…

😊👍



10 comments:

  1. re: BCE. Not much but what I ran across.
    https://thetacticalhermit.com/index.php/2024/11/26/prayer-request-3/

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  2. Will there be paste? I like paste!

    Chutes Magoo

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    1. Only for snack time Chutes.

      Exile1981

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  3. I am present, But, I am not all there... Did you say presents? I like presents, can I have three?

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  4. Was this the test where we were going to manipulate and digitate an anatomically correct female?
    Finger painting's prolly close enough.
    Praying for Gretchen and BCE, his last, disturbing poast, was the 22nd!

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  5. BCE has a new post up today. All is not well in Floridaland.

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  6. If this is a Reform School, I'm hand up present.

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  7. I read that Mrs. BCE is mighty sick. I hope she heals quickly. (OK, thats the end of my benevolent comments for the rest of the year. Copious amounts of smart-assery await.)

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  8. Prayers said for Gretchen and BCE, and their friends and family.

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