I can just imagine the harrowing tales of horror that will come from low men like Cederq, Don, and Chutes. One day I may publish my sordid memoirs of my early life and the villainy that held my heart and family in its icy grip. It was not mere children’s cartoons that sought to destroy me.
Fortunately I am now as spiritually and ethically pure as the driven snow - and can lead my fellow tards n stubfarts to lives of virtue and value!
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Those damn Nat Geo mags with all the dirt worshiping titties brought me to my pinnacle of perversion!
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Oh, you do not want to task yourself in a losing endeavor. I can not be reasoned with, begged mercy from and blighted to feast my eyes upon something written and revised by man over eons as the truth. Man corrupts and blemishes anything that may be Divine.
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't show Bugs Bunny in drag. Man, that was some freaky shit. Elmer sure liked it, though. But I base all my best pickup lines on Pepe Le Pew. If you know, you know.
ReplyDeleteI'm not gonna make it. Yesterday I followed a fine, yoga pants wearing ass into Wally World. I shook it off, grabbed a cart and followed my shopping list. Later, I came up behind her, after making eye contact, somebody else, in my out loud voice said "Thank you for shopping Wall Mart today," and she smiled, when I followed up with "in yoga pants." her eyebrows shot up, surprised, and she beamed. I kept going, wasn't fishing. She turned out to be "mature", pretty and 50+. Pretty sure I'm doomed...yeah, pretty sure.
ReplyDeleteIs that Daphne from Scooby Doo or Batgirl?
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