You do not want a parrot, believe me. They scream, bite, and crap all over everything. My ex-Main Lady's youngest daughter insisted on buying one, and I almost turned the damned thing into a feather duster a few times. That bird would scream loud enough to rattle the windows. I finally had enough and told Main Lady I'd never cross her threshold again so long as that bird was anywhere in the house.
Yep that checks, actually. I was watching OyTube and you really need to be a 'parrot person' to enjoy them. They're high maintenance and demand lots of attention or they get absolutely neurotic.
I was going to buy them for gifts at Christmas... I will put you down for one! HAR!
JL, Chutes and Don will be getting unexpected surprises at Christmas too! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Just in the past week I saw an ad trying to re-home a foul mouthed parrot. Seems to be a reincarnated Pirate? Has quite the nasty vocabulary. No takers as of yet. All the best Glen. Spiro.
You do not want a parrot, believe me. They scream, bite, and crap all over everything. My ex-Main Lady's youngest daughter insisted on buying one, and I almost turned the damned thing into a feather duster a few times. That bird would scream loud enough to rattle the windows. I finally had enough and told Main Lady I'd never cross her threshold again so long as that bird was anywhere in the house.
ReplyDeleteYep that checks, actually. I was watching OyTube and you really need to be a 'parrot person' to enjoy them. They're high maintenance and demand lots of attention or they get absolutely neurotic.
DeleteI was going to buy them for gifts at Christmas... I will put you down for one! HAR!
JL, Chutes and Don will be getting unexpected surprises at Christmas too! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Just in the past week I saw an ad trying to re-home a foul mouthed parrot. Seems to be a reincarnated Pirate? Has quite the nasty vocabulary. No takers as of yet. All the best Glen. Spiro.
ReplyDeleteHow can I fail, Spiro? I have always demanded that my pets be as smart as I am...
DeleteI can get two pounds of ground beef for $5, and that tastes a whole lot better than parrot. No deal.
ReplyDeleteAre any of them pining away for the fjords?
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